Please allow me to introduce myself...
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been spanking asses a long, long year
Spanked many a man's soul to waste
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his spanking of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Spanked his ass and sealed his fate
Pleased to spank you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game???????
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a spank
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia spanked in vain
I rode a spank
Held a general's spank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies spanked
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(Woo woo, woo woo)
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they spanked
(Woo woo, woo woo)
I shouted out,
"Who spanked the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
(Woo woo, who who)
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid spanks for all you troubadours
Who get spanked before they reached Bombay
(Woo woo, who who)
Pleased to spank you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
(Who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
(Who who, who who)
Here's a little somethin' bout a nigga like me
never shoulda been let out the penititary
Ice Cube would like ta say
That I'm a crazy mutha fucka from around the way
Since I was a youth, I smoked weed out
Now I'm the mutha fucka that ya read about
Takin' a life or two
that's what the hell I do, you don't like how I'm livin
well fuck you!
This is a gang, and I'm in it
My man Dre'll fuck you up in a minute
With a right left, right left you're toothless
And then you say goddamn they ruthless!
Everwhere we go they say [damn!]
N W A's fuckin' up tha program
And then you realize we don't care
We don't just say no, we to busy sayin' yeah!
To drinkin' straight out the eight bottle
Do I look like a mutha fuckin role model?
To a kid lookin' up ta me
Life ain't nothin but bitches and money.
Cause I'm tha type o' nigga that's built ta last
If ya fuck wit me I'll put a foot in ya ass
See I don't give a fuck 'cause I keep bailin
Yo, what the fuck are they yellin
LEMME TELL YA STORY OF MY SITUATION
I WAS TALKIN TO THIS GIRL FROM THE US NATION
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Originally Posted by Green Light
Was just taking my dog for a walk and a guy down the park said he heard from his wife's brother's uncle's second cousin who works for the company that caters Wrestlemania that a chef overheard Vince's driver say that Cena is gonna turn heel tonight