WHERE THE FU...
hang on, firstly
Some background information first before I launch into my campaign. This is the early stages of my Propaganda, not Gropapanda (This mistake cost me my first love as my girlfriend thought I cheated on her at the zoo)
"He gives you a new facial expression every time that you forget he's a dog"
"'He looks like an old man!" My mom always says
"Riley always makes faces like this, and that's the best part about him"
These are just some of the quotes said about the WONDERFUL Smiley Riley the Dog.
And without further adu...
SMILEY RILEY - On his 1st birthday!
SMILEY RILEY - On his 2nd birthday!
Now, just from looking at him you can see he is a BOSS.
There is no denying it.
Now here's the question on everybodys mind...
WHERE THE FUCK HAS THE RILEY SMILEY GONE???
I'm fucking lost without it.
IT'S EASY REALLY
So as you can see there is a poll...If the vote sways towards Smiley Riley - Ill petition for the return of the Riley Smiley BUT if you vote for Giant George, The fucking MASSIVE dog, I'm gonna shave Smiley Riley and train him to walk upright as a human...he no longer deserves to be a dog. No more cake!
HERE'S GIANT GEORGE
Also a BOSS!!!