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05-27-2012, 11:29 AM
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Little Jiminy Cricket
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Pittsburgh
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10 things learned from rants
- a temporary ban from Rants is an open challenge to come back and make a more worse rant until you're permanently banned.
- within the first 2 pages of moist rants, the user will realize they were wrong in making their rant; the next 10 pages is them burrying themselves to an eventual ban.
- the best rant in the world will only last a few pages, and probably shouldn't have been in rants to begin with.
- just like John Cena, ranting about red rep won't make it go away.
- though colorful bars are enticing, polls in rants never go your way.
- if you'd like to talk about wrestling, you're in the wrong section.
- Big Trouble in Little China is a great movie.
- I couldn't actually think of 10 things.
- Don't try and beat Catalanotto. You'll end up changing your username and acting like nothing happened.
- using a bunch of pictures as a response means your new, you suck, or you're Ice Edge.
Bonus: Changing your username after failing in rants doesn't always work. There are exceptions; sexy, exceptions.
Last edited by Skyfall : 05-27-2012 at 03:46 PM.
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05-27-2012, 11:45 AM
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Ace!
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Re: 10 things learned from rants
"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
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05-27-2012, 11:53 AM
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Kicking Racism Out WF
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Re: 10 things learned from rants
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05-27-2012, 12:01 PM
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Humbled
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Land of the Honourable Squid
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Re: 10 things learned from rants
11. None of these rules apply apart from number 12.
12. There is no number 12.
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05-27-2012, 12:09 PM
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Little Jiminy Cricket
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Pittsburgh
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Re: 10 things learned from rants
If anyone likes these, cedit is due to Amsterdam. If not, credit is due ti Andromeda.
Lol, I wrote moist rants instead of most.
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05-27-2012, 12:13 PM
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Moron
Join Date: May 2012
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Re: 10 things learned from rants
would not troll here again/10
rabidly gay rant at best
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05-27-2012, 12:20 PM
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Challenging SCOTT STEINER's authority
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Re: 10 things learned from rants
Quote:
Originally Posted by You're Pretty Good
- using a bunch of pictures as a response means your new, you suck, or you're Ice Edge.
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05-27-2012, 12:50 PM
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I'm kneeing you in the back, gurl
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Re: 10 things learned from rants
#9 isn't true at all.
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05-27-2012, 12:55 PM
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Little Jiminy Cricket
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Re: 10 things learned from rants
Everyone see my awesome new avatar? I think she did a really good job on it.
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05-27-2012, 12:57 PM
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CAT SCRATCH FEVER
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Re: 10 things learned from rants
#9 is a little drastic, though true for a few members, but it should be more like they get owned and then try to be cool with me after because they can't stand being destroyed.
Just ask guys like Danthree10 and Link, for starters.
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