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Old 05-25-2012, 07:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Tried to give blood today.

Was denied because (as I explained to the lady) I once sucked down some coke for dick. I was drinking a coke to prove to a private detective I was diabetic so he would have sympathy for me and spy on my ex-wife. She said I was at risk for having aids and was denying my blood plasma.

I said bitch, gimme a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries. So she did.

Pretty outrageous, huh?

Well the true story is I got denied because I said I was fighting for the political ideals of Dick Nixon, by drinking Coca-Cola every hour of everyday. YO. Been fighting those hippies since 1968 YO. Sucking that Coke for Dick.

Represent. This is why I am hoping Mr. Jeb Bush gets elected in 2016. So I can start sucking Coke for Bush.

Chayah...Pangea cuz...
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Old 05-25-2012, 07:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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this is..... funny?
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Old 05-25-2012, 07:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Johnny Boy, what in the hell are you on today? LOL
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Old 05-25-2012, 07:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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this is..... funny?
Jealousy. One munchkin at a time.

It is what it is. YO.
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Old 05-25-2012, 07:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Rant sucks so bad


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Old 05-25-2012, 07:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That they do.
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Old 05-25-2012, 07:19 PM   #7 (permalink)
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This topic is now about how awesome Redeadening is!

You rock man. Why aren't you a lifetime member yet nor the site operator of the Middle East Wrestlingforum.com offices? Or is Sheiky baby still holding you down.
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Old 05-25-2012, 07:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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This topic is now about how awesome Redeadening is!

You rock man. Why aren't you a lifetime member yet nor the site operator of the Middle East Wrestlingforum.com offices? Or is Sheiky baby still holding you down.
Alright. I'm down. I am just waiting for people and so fucking bored.

So why aren't you a lifetime member premium? Oh wait I'm not one...
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Old 05-25-2012, 07:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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wow that was really bad
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Old 05-25-2012, 07:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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This rant sucks and I know about sucky rants.
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