Well gosh darn it, that is just the best thing I've ever read on this forum. At first I thought you were going to trot out one of those shitty "In Soviet Russia..." jokes, but then you went ahead and fucked us up with some truth.
You gorgeous little third world minx, you. I'd let you watch Donkey Punch with me, you know.
Thank you so much for this. I'm going to get arrested for blowing up a supermarket tonight, and I fully intend to use the word "pochujistas" in my statement.
And did you listen, no? You kept red repping me because you know that I would whip your candy ass in a sporting debate. I didn't become the wittiest man on this forum so that you could take a piss on my legacy with some pointless red rep.
I only red repped your opinions that were moronic. I'd say it would be a pointless debate as I feel we'd end up agreeing on most thing but occasionally you do say the most idiotic of things. You aren't the wittiest man on this forum or people outside the EPL thread would actually know who you are.
Also I don't need to piss on your legacy as you did that to yourself a long time ago