WE'VE BROKEN ANOTHER ONE
Originally Posted by Jobberwacky
Good evening. Today is Sunday, April the 16th, and this is my last post. Yesterday I announced on this program that I was going to commit public masturbation, admittedly an act of madness. Well, I'll tell you what happened: I just ran out of orgasms. Am I still on the air? I really don't know any other way to say it other than I just ran out of orgasms. Orgasms are all the reasons we give for living. And if we can't think up any reasons of our own, we always have the God orgasm. We don't know why we're going through all this pointless jerking, humiliation, softening, so there better be someone somewhere who does know. That's the God Orgasm. And then, there's the noble man orgasm; that man is a noble creature that can order his own world; who needs God? Well, if there's anybody out there that can look around this demented slaughterhouse of a forum we live in and tell me that man is a noble creature, believe me: That man is full of bullshit. I don't have anything going for me. I haven't got any e-rep. And I've been posting for 15 months in a place where people don't share my love of open discussion on masturbation. So I don't have any orgasms left. I just ran out of them, you see.
Watch Network you fucking plebs.