LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, KNOW THAT THE FOLLOWING IS MEANT AS A HEADS-UP AND THAT YOU ARE ALL BY-PRODUCTS OF OUR WILL AND INFLUENCE:
The last few centuries have been tough, we have fought for world domination and influence and we have almost achieved our goal completely. We have let the lesser "sub-human" species in 90% of African countries suffer to our own benefit. We have, as a union, toyed around with our power for our own entertainment purposes and by doing that showed you what we are capable of. Puppets of wrestlingforum, witness our power, witness poverty and secret dealings in Africa:
Yes mindless slaves of the IWC, that is but taste of what's to come if you dare oppose us. We are the ILLUMINATI and you all are fucked beyond belief. Here, bare witness:
...Wrong video, a thousand apologies dear followers and prospective followers, apparently some lower rank Illuminati don't get laid a lot and resort to cheap youtube video's of a Kardashian sex tape. I assure you all, the person responsible will have his or her entire family wiped from existence by the end of this rant
Now as I was saying, you all are fucked. Witness...
Now, my moronic mingling mind midgets, whom among you can stop our influence, whom among you can oppose us? We are everywhere:
Now allow me to save you all from yourselves, willingly join us and live, or reject us and find your dog beside a rail road stuffed full of your family members' insides
Join US, for we are ILLUMICORP
Yes my servants, today you are but a nobody banging a no name 2 dollar hooker, tomorrow you could be banging Cat...
feel free to sign away your soul
Headliner disclaimer: None of the above text matters, or have any relevance to the thread topic at hand.
Last edited by Simply...amazing; 03-01-2012 at 07:35 AM.
LOLz saw that ugly bitch Katy Perry and knew it wasn't worth the read.
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