Re: I feel like I belong to a rare breed of wrestling fans.
I see that there are a bunch of aspiring comedians in this thread. Who are your influences? Carlos Mencia? Larry the Cable Guy? Jeff Dunham?
Not changing this portion of my signature until: (Started January 22, 2012)
 A world title is back around Jack Swagger's All-American waist
 John Cena makes his long overdue heel turn
 CM Punk and Stone Cold Steve Austin start a feud
 Brock Lesnar makes an appearance on WWE television
 The Miz wins his second world title
 Kharma becomes the Divas Champion
 Sin Cara and Rey Mysterio stay uninjured long enough to have a match together
 Seth Rollins makes his WWE television debut
[X] Chris Hero signs a contract with WWE February 6, 2012
 Brie and Nikki Bella's lips touch