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**Haystacks Calhoun** · 01-20-2012, 07:04 PM

Well, now that Kim Jong Ill( I will never retire, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) finally kicked the bucket, it's wide open.

**CM Dealer** · 01-20-2012, 07:13 PM

What about Kim Jong-Un? Actually, he's more of a Mongo McMichael imo.

Choke2Death · 01-20-2012, 07:22 PM

LOL, this is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Virgil_85 · 01-20-2012, 07:45 PM

America has been booked as the dominant face (or heel, depending on where you're from) for too long, half the audience is well and truly over them, but love them or hate them, you're entitled to an opinion, and that's the important thing!

It looks like America is about to get squashed though. The Chyna Era is upon us.

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I'm just pissed we don't have an anual all star game, like Wrestlemania, WW1, WW2, etc. That's where American, United Kingdom, Australia, Middle East, Russia can show who has what it takes to be the top heel/face of the business.

LOL, Australia is so out of its depth there. It's like how Kane gets thrown into Elimination Chamber matches as a random jobber making up the numbers.

**Skyfall** · 01-20-2012, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by redeadening

America turned heel quite a while ago

Then again, im from the middle east so obviously thats just one way of looking at it

My economics teacher told us today "America pays their debt off by offering other countries accounting services and money managing techniques."

LOL

dude, I was in the navy, obviously I love my country; but I having been all over the world so I can totally understand your point of view.
Curious though, when do you think America turned heel. Technically, we invaded a foreign country, so we started off heel.

Shining_Wizard1979 · 01-20-2012, 08:03 PM

Actually, we're more like HHH. . . we keep using our backstage politics to book ourselves in Championship matches, and we refuse to put anyone else over.

**dan the marino** · 01-20-2012, 08:23 PM

You're big plan to get us over as heels is to attack fucking CANANDA? Talk about a squash, I can't even think of any real matches they've been in. It'd be like attacking Zach Gowen and expecting to become a big time heel: yeah sure he's over but it's only out of sympathy, and we all know in a real fight he'd get his ass handed to him.

No, we need to hit someone big. I say the UK. They are one of our bigger and more powerful allies, and despite almost everyone else booing us from our stale act, they still have stuck by our side even if they are also getting a bit annoyed. It's like Cena's turn: everyone is annoyed with us so we finally turn. It practically writes itself. Plus England has been heel for far too long: Revolutionary War, Colonialism, all that crap... their face run needs to be cemented. They could even make it more impactful with a swerve of Castro still being alive, and one alliance later we've got America/Cuba vs the grudgingly aligned UK and Iran.

deatawaits · 01-21-2012, 01:48 AM

best thing I have read in a while

Anark · 01-21-2012, 04:12 AM

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No, we need to hit someone big. I say the UK.

We're Ric Flair and though our name still has resonance, we're not really taken that seriously by anybody anymore. We're more of a nostalgic draw. Plus our man breasts are getting a bit saggy.

France and Germany are the new two-man power trip of Europe. If they are booked right, there could be a future face-turn for the US by taking them on.

On the indy circuit, the US could get a good pop with a run-in save of little Ireland, by insisting Britain hands back it's little trophy of the north. Not sure the casuals and the TV crowds would get behind it though.