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post #1 of 63 (permalink) Old 01-09-2012, 07:10 PM Thread Starter
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My friend is a backstabbing fuckwit

Sorry for this cliched, girl-trouble bawwww thread. I don't ask for sympathy and I expect nothing but ridicule, but I need to get this off my chest.

I've been seeing my girlfriend for a few months, and things have been going pretty well. Except for one problem - my flatmate.

Basically, he has quite transparently been pining after her for basically as long as I've been seeing her.

The two of them spend a fair amount of time together, which makes me uneasy, but I'm pretty sure nothing has happened. She sees him as just a friend, and repeatedly tells me she has no interest in him sexually. But these platonic feelings are not reciprocated. He quite clearly is interested in her, and he is behaving like a total cunt.

Whenever I go home (from university) he arranges to see her, which is innocent enough, except he has never told me he has seen her (surely it would be polite to at least let me know he is having one-on-one time with my girlfriend?), and the only reason I know about these meetings is that my girlfriend tells me (partly why I trust her). All very seedy and sneaky, especially when he has history of going with girls who who shouldn't be (he started fucking his brother's girlfriend literally hours after they broke up...possibly even while they were together).

He tells her how much he likes her and flirts with her constantly.

Once he told her that he 'stayed up for 4 hours in bed telling himself not to kiss her'.

A couple of days ago me and my girlfriend had an argument, and agreed to 'have a break'.

I was in the bath, and he shouted nervously to me that he was 'going out to get ready for football', although it was 5 hours before he plays football, and going out to get ready for football makes no fucking sense on any level.

Turns out that as soon as he found out we were on a break, he immediately went round to her house to see her. How fucking blatant can you get.

I'm not worried about losing him as a friend, I'm pretty sure I think he is someone I don't want to be friends with.

But he is my only flatmate, we share an apartment until July, and I'm not sure how to basically tell him that I know how he behaves with my girlfriend, and tell him to stop, without it making my life awkward as fuck for the next few months.

tl;dr: my flatmate is trying to fuck my girlfriend, he is a twat

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post #2 of 63 (permalink) Old 01-09-2012, 07:23 PM
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Re: My friend is a backstabbing fuckwit

fuck his girlfriend. pre emptive strike that bastard

problem solved

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Re: My friend is a backstabbing fuckwit

Is he much cooler than you?

If he has a convertible your fucked

(or should say your girlfriend is)

I recommend dating ugly girls that he would be repulsed by

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Re: My friend is a backstabbing fuckwit

didn't you make this same rant not long ago?

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I came home from university on friday, went to the opticians on Saturday...they made me go to the hospital on Monday urgently.

Doctor confirmed what the optician thought, detached retina. Had to go to hospital yesterday, and got operated on.

Got home from hosptial a couple of hours ago, my eye looks disgusting, have to spend a couple of weeks at home recovering and shit.

Just found out that the girl I am seeing at uni kissed one of my best friends, and they slept in the same bed on Monday night...insult to injury, it was MY bed.

Fucking hell.


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Re: My friend is a backstabbing fuckwit

That happened with his older brother, the plot thickens.

My friendship circle is so incestuous.
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dafuq?

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Re: My friend is a backstabbing fuckwit

yeah, i go home for surgery, my flatmate's older brother gets with my girlfriend the night of the surgery.

i forgave her because she was really drunk, and we were only 'seeing' each other, not exclusive, yada yada

all the stuff i've moaned about in this rant is with my flatmate.

it is like the plot to the world's worst teen drama.
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Revenge is a dish best served cold. You need him until July. So play nice until then. Take his money for those bills and don't rock the boat. And then moment you do not need him anymore, beat his fuckin ass and send him on his way.

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Your name would be way better if it was beefdart. Preferably all in caps.
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Your roommate and his brother probably porked her at the same time.


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