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Evolution 01-07-2012 10:42 PM

Desolation Row, while you lay there...
Hopefully as uncomfortable as you can be, I want you to listen to me...

I want you to digest this because before I ban you for winning best WWE section poster in three weeks, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest…

I don’t hate you, Deso. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most posters in the section. I hate this idea that you’re the best, because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world! There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s impressing the stupid marks asses.

You’re as good as impressing the stupid marks asses as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne though. He’s pretty good at impressing stupid people. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!

I am the best wrestling poster in the world.

I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this forum. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Headliner saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Headliner guy. You know who else was a Headliner guy? Well I can’t actually think of anyone right now but the point remains! But the biggest difference is I am drunk with power and will ban you, taking your best WWE section poster award with me.

I’ve grabbed so many of the stupid marks brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that there just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for over six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best poster in the world! Nobody can touch me!

This isn’t sour grapes, but the fact that Pyro was voted number 2 in the awards and I tied with RockAE316 for third makes me SICK!

Hey, Rock316AE, how you doing? I’m not sorry for banning you.


Let me make this simple (despite the awkwardly long intro to this thread): I’m challenging you to a post-off. Three WWE-related topics, one winner as voted by the members here. I get to pick a topic, you get to pick a topic, and I guess maybe everyone else can vote for a WWE-related topic (I’m not going to debate how big Bulk’s tits are in real life).

The person who has the topic chosen for them will open, then the chooser will present theirs, it’s not about debating the other person as much as it’s about making as good a post as possible with the side of the argument being chosen for you. Posters vote on the winner of each of the three topics as they come.


(P.S – I’m pretty sure DesoRow doesn’t read rants, so if he hasn’t responded after a while I’ll PM him to make him check the thread)


Big Fat Sean 01-07-2012 10:48 PM

Re: Desolation Row, while you lay there...

Suggestion for 3rd topic - The WWE's success is greatly down to it's reluctance to make the show about the quality of wrestling.

thesuperred 01-07-2012 11:10 PM

Re: Desolation Row, while you lay there...
JR: BAW GOD KING! The gauntlet has been thrown down!
KING: I know but what will happen?! Will the challenge be accepted? This is crazy! This whole nights been crazy!
JR: You're not kidding King. It's been one hell of a week for the WF! And those were some strong words from the challenger. I can't imagine we'll have to wait long for the Champ to respond. Looks like the Forum might turn into a pier 6 brawl tonite!
KING: I know JR! I cant wait! This is Great!

Kiz 01-07-2012 11:23 PM

Re: Desolation Row, while you lay there...
i dont even

Emarosa 01-07-2012 11:48 PM

Re: Desolation Row, while you lay there...
WWE section never fails to disappoint.

BkB Hulk 01-07-2012 11:54 PM

Re: Desolation Row, while you lay there...
Why isn't Rock316ae included in this challenge?

Cynic 01-07-2012 11:54 PM

Re: Desolation Row, while you lay there...
DesoRow's brain operates at too high a level to gain entry to the rants section. He is literally the only intelligent poster in WWE forums. (And yes, that includes me, because in all fairness by this point at least 60% of my posts are just bullshit)

TheLadderMatch 01-08-2012 12:01 AM

Re: Desolation Row, while you lay there...

Evolution 01-08-2012 12:04 AM

Re: Desolation Row, while you lay there...

Originally Posted by BkB Hulk (Post 10853224)
Why isn't Rock316ae included in this challenge?

I eliminated him from the equation. Pyro is next.

Arya Goddamn Stark 01-08-2012 12:08 AM

Re: Desolation Row, while you lay there...
You gonna ban pyro?

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