I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING
CAN'T WAIT TO EMBRACE THE DAY
I TAKE MY COFFEE BY THE POOOOOOOL
I PASS MY PICKET FENCE
AND GAZE ACROSS MY NEW MOWED LAWN
I NEVER THOUGHT MY LIFE COULD BE THIS GOOOOOOD
I HAVE A BRAND NEW CAR
I DRIVE IT TO MY COUNTRY CLUB
IT'S IN MY GATED NEIGHBOURHOOOOOOOD
Is she the one behind my usertitle saying "Backstage Sighting"?
These bitches man I swear to god.
Yes Andy. I'm glad you've figured this out. You have to be very careful when you drink. You might end up staying the night with a Lexie type. He might look female after a couple drinks, but when you wake up in the morning and realize the truth, you may have to make a life decision. Either off yourself out of embarrassment, or off him out of rage.