Deso seems to have more dick suckers than the Rock himself, but yet I've never seen him repeat any catchpharses in all his posts.
He needs to add some to his posts if he wants to become a true star. Like dropping a "AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CUZ DESO ROW SAID SO" or ending each of his posts with "IF YOU SMELLLLLLALALALALALALALLALLLLAWWWLLLL WHAT THE DES. IS. COOKING".
With that being said though, the catchphrases will probably attract them like a fly to honey.