Oh god, I knew this day would come. I tried to warn you guys, let me elaborate for those who missed it.
Posted in the thread about Rock being a failure:
If one is the best at failing to be the best, does that mean he failed or does that mean he won? Maybe, he wants you to think he failed, so this thread was made. Maybe it's a worldwide conspiracy, started by the NWO (no, not that one) in an attempt to cause world domination.
When we are all too busy reading that wall of text you made there, which they wanted you to make, The Rock sneaks into our houses using Santa's sleigh. He will then inject us with a special formula, causing a mass impregnation of this forum and it's posters. Think about it, the dates add up, when else could someone travel the world faster than the speed of light? Yeah, you see it now.
Then, we all explode, unleashing Lil' Johnsons into the world and inevitably into the IWC, with each Johnson taking over our accounts because we're kinda dead. It will continue to spread, infecting more wrestling forums (oops, broke the forth wall, ain't I cool lol) and causing a mass take over of our community.
KARLA LOPEZ, THE HOTTEST MODEL/ACTRESS ALIVE. Sheamus, Swagger, Wade, Dixie, Cesaro, Sami, DB, RKO, Drew, Del Rio, Cody, Punk, AJ LEE / (I mean look at the Christmas of that Offense - Y2Gawd on SD commentary) CHAMPviaDQ = Great GFX.