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Old 12-18-2011, 06:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Do You Deserve a FUCKING AWARD? We'll Decide That, Cunt

Yeah so I never found Role Model. I had to return home. I miss my wife and children if I'm away for too long. I'm sorry if that makes me less of a man than you wanted me to be, but I'm not ashamed of it. Those kids were accidents and conceived in a port-a-loo, so they'll probably wind up retarded; I want to spend all the time I can with them before I'm forced to sell them.

And then I wound up in that fucking chatbox thing and a group of supremely gifted minds came together with the idea of a rogue awards show...thread...IDK, whatever.

These awards were voted on by a panel of 4 judges. I won't name any names but the judges were i$e, Seb, WCW and myself (although not every award had all 4 of us vote on it for various reasons, usually that of not giving a shit). The prize for winning one of the awards is the knowledge that you weren't selected by your peers like that other piddly awards thing. You were selected by us. If heaven was a lion, we would be its four gigantic testicles. These awards are our extremely potent sperm. That is your prize.

Also, if anybody questions the legitimacy of these awards I will rape and pillage everything in your street. We spent time and energy on this that amounted to about 3 minutes, and I personally won't sit and accept anybody's bullshit claims of bullshit.

Now let's get this done so I can go shout at Philip Rivers throwing the ball to other teams.


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And since this is all about togetherness, the rest of you get these:


User the Public Would Most Like to See Nose Dive off the Golden Gate Bridge

User the Public Thinks Most Deserves a Stunner

User the Public Would Most Like to Have a Hot Sweaty Tumble With

User the Public Thinks Has Earned the Right to Address shutupchico by His Real Name



You vote on them IN THIS THREAD. Man the fuck up for everybody to see. Anybody PMs me and I'll give you a fucking prostate exam with a screwdriver. Don't PM me.

Have at it.

(if this doesn't net me Best Staff Member in the piddly awards I'm leaving this shithole for good)
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Old 12-18-2011, 06:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: Do You Deserve a FUCKING AWARD? We'll Decide That, Cunt

I got a mention. Nice one.
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Old 12-18-2011, 06:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Default Re: Do You Deserve a FUCKING AWARD? We'll Decide That, Cunt

Dammit. not a single award

Also, im pissed reymysteriofan didnt even place for dumbest AC Milan fan award. I wasnt expecting him to win, but it wouldve been nice to see him simply do well

As for person the public most wants to see dive off the golden gate bridge, there's alot of buzz around rock316ae

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Old 12-18-2011, 06:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Default Re: Do You Deserve a FUCKING AWARD? We'll Decide That, Cunt

Have to admit, this got a laugh out of me.

I nominated about 90-95% of the 11ers in the WWE section that deserve stunners.
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Old 12-18-2011, 06:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Default Re: Do You Deserve a FUCKING AWARD? We'll Decide That, Cunt

I'm not sure whether I'm hoping "Sounds of the Ocean" is a euphemism or not.

this was rant of the year btw.
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Old 12-18-2011, 06:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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User the Public Would Most Like to See Nose Dive off the Golden Gate Bridge - Darth Simian

User the Public Thinks Most Deserves a Stunner - reymisteriofan

User the Public Would Most Like to Have a Hot Sweaty Tumble With - Lady Croft. Duh.

User the Public Thinks Has Earned the Right to Address shutupchico by His Real Name - shut up seb
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Old 12-18-2011, 06:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Not a single mention theses awards are a sham!
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Lol'd.

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