Re: weirdest dream ever
I once dreamt I was fisting a woman's cunt and was shoulder deep, only to wake up with my entire arm jammed between my mattress and the wall it was up against. Sweet dreams indeed.
The most interesting one I've had recently was queing up at Carrow Road for tickets for the Norwich vs Arsenal match, my girlfriend did something to distract me and caused us to miss out on the last available tickets. I woke up to my girlfriend dangling off the side of the bed whilst I was attempting to push her off. The morale of the story is don't fuck with me in my dreams.