1st off I was on WWE creative and got into an argument with HHH and then with Daniel Bryan. Vince then fired me because I butted in while he was talking in a meeting.
Then I was a linesman at a Preston game (no idea why Preston, I've never even been to see them play!) I had a few mates in the crowd and another one of my mates was also a linesman and he won the little tombola lottery thing at the start of the game.
To complete the set I was watching a hockey game between post, Ormskirk (my former club) and Bolton (my current club) and one of the Bolton players ran onto the pitch and football tackled an Ormskirk player so I ended up having a slinging match with all the Bolton players.
Then I woke up, weird. If anyone from the WWE offices comes across this ask Vince if I can have my job back I promise I wont butt in again.
I've dreamed that Kurt Angle was giving a HOF speech since he was inducted and for some bizarre reason Sheamus turns up and starts trying to goad the retired Angle into a match at Wrestlemania. Had a weird dream where Randy Orton tried to date rape me