Re: Why are so many threads getting closed?
I'll tell you why I close your shitty threads, let me run you through some of the gems the OP has started:
"So wait, Sheamus is a G now?"
"Is there another Submission underneath Daniel Bryan's beard?"
"Who else wanted/thought the Bella twins were gonna kiss?"
"Who has the best Facial Hair on Smackdown?"
Do you really have to ask why?
What if I decided to ask why so many idiots like the OP decide to start a thread on the slightest whim of a thought? Or why the majority of threads started are completely idiotic? Or why people are seemingly incapable of going past the first page to see if a relevant thread already exists?
To answer your original question though, the reason so many threads get closed is because so many half-witted morons like the OP are allowed to start thread without first going through a common-sense screening process.