So is Donkey Punching a chick, what a rush. That shit clamps down hard on you when you hit her due to her being surprised, feels great.
Donkey Punch : an urban legend that holds that if you have vaginal or anal sex with a woman (or anal sex with a man) and punch him/her in the back of the head, it will somehow cause the vaginal/anal muscles to contract. this is medically impossible, but widely circulated among 12 year old boys and those that share their general level of maturity and/or a chauvanist animosity towards women. the only garanteed result of a donkey punch is an immediate end to your sex life and/or getting your ass kicked physically or in court.
"Grab that fuckin business, that company by the throat, say - Hey motherfucker, I want a push!"
Yeah, I'm aware of that. I was watching Patrice O'Neal do stand up on Youtube today and he talked about it, on top of spouting off about 15 other things similar, with The Poltergeist easily being the funniest.