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12-02-2011, 01:12 AM
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I'm kneeing you in the back, gurl
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Re: omg lets get high
That was really gay.
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12-02-2011, 01:12 AM
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#ELITEASFUCK
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Baltimore
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Re: omg lets get high
If you guys really want a rush, I hear murder is a hell of a thrill.
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12-02-2011, 01:14 AM
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I'm kneeing you in the back, gurl
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Re: omg lets get high
So is Donkey Punching a chick, what a rush. That shit clamps down hard on you when you hit her due to her being surprised, feels great.
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12-02-2011, 01:27 AM
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#ELITEASFUCK
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Re: omg lets get high
Man, I don't know if I could really do that to a girl. Even if she wanted me to do it. What if I knocked her out? I don't want to keep pounding away if she's unconscious, that would just be awkward.
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12-02-2011, 02:46 AM
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Turn Out The Lights
Join Date: May 2007
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Re: omg lets get high
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Originally Posted by WordsWordsWords
If you guys really want a rush, I hear murder is a hell of a thrill.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Walls
So is Donkey Punching a chick, what a rush. That shit clamps down hard on you when you hit her due to her being surprised, feels great.
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Originally Posted by LadyCroft
the best high I've ever had was on opium. I'm just sayin'
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think my best was on amyl in a strip club.
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12-02-2011, 03:32 AM
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TOO DAMN LONG
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Goulash Land
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Re: omg lets get high
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Originally Posted by Walls
So is Donkey Punching a chick, what a rush. That shit clamps down hard on you when you hit her due to her being surprised, feels great.
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Donkey Punch : an urban legend that holds that if you have vaginal or anal sex with a woman (or anal sex with a man) and punch him/her in the back of the head, it will somehow cause the vaginal/anal muscles to contract. this is medically impossible, but widely circulated among 12 year old boys and those that share their general level of maturity and/or a chauvanist animosity towards women. the only garanteed result of a donkey punch is an immediate end to your sex life and/or getting your ass kicked physically or in court. |
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12-02-2011, 04:19 AM
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I'm kneeing you in the back, gurl
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Re: omg lets get high
Yeah, I'm aware of that. I was watching Patrice O'Neal do stand up on Youtube today and he talked about it, on top of spouting off about 15 other things similar, with The Poltergeist easily being the funniest.
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12-02-2011, 06:44 AM
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SNOWBLIND
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: On the Rocks with a Bitch and a Bottle
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Re: omg lets get high
I don't give a shit if her vagina clenches. If you turn your back on me, I'm punching you in the head.
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12-03-2011, 03:00 PM
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Searching for a new identity
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: UK
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Re: omg lets get high
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Originally Posted by Andy3000
I don't give a shit if her vagina clenches. If you turn your back on me, I'm punching you in the head.
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12-03-2011, 03:03 PM
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I'm kneeing you in the back, gurl
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Re: omg lets get high
Seems logical, I agree.
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