Recently it's been pointed out that the reason why I'm such a horrible poster is not because I'm a free member, or even because I really am a horrible poster.
As pointed out to me by Soir8, a connoisseur of dick if you will, my dad's dick has been tasting weird lately. Now idunno how long my dad's dick has been tasting weird, but let's take a look at some past disasters.
the Joplin Tornado
SupaEarthquakeNuclearNami in Japan
Kim Kardashian's divorce
the London Bus Bombings.
All of the earthquakes, volcanoes, rapes, Courtney Stodden's.
Well, there's only one explanation to these horrid occurences, and that's the apparent offputting taste of my dad's dick, as pointed out by Soir8, but don't take my word for it.