Now first off look at my avatar. See this is why coke will always be better than Pepsi.
Now on to the rant. Punk you little jebroni. You go out there in the ring each week with your little sweaty "pipebomb" in your hand once again knowing how well IWC will swallow every single lie you throw out there.
You fucking occult leader. Misleading these sheep into your treacherous plan. They are only there to amuse your massive ego and you know that. Playing a wolf and sheep costume aren't we?
After that you sit there in the ring like a little Native American. What next? Gonna ask for a peace pipe to be allowed to be smoked in the ring?
Oh right you are Straight Edge. Just about biggest and best lie anyone has come up with ever. I bet you sit there at home, sniff some awesome coke up your ass and wait for Jeff Hardy to call you so you could go out there and raise some hell.
And if Matt is not playing with ghosts you take him along for a ride.
Ok back to ring action next day. You come out there and whine how HHH stole your balls you never had to begin with. You think how cute it is to leech from Stone Cold Steve Austin glory days while talking how you are making "this shit cool again". Bullshit.
Selling 13 year old ideas as new is not considered having your own gimmick. You talk and talk there for what seems like hours. We are all waiting for HHH to shut in your skinny fat ass but it seems you are doing a good number on him and putting him half to sleep.
And when it's time to fight you don't even bring anything at all. Just some over rated MMA moves that don't exact make you anything special.
Second hand MMA skills should not be considered wrestling at all Punk.
You are nothing less than biggest leecher and liar this company has ever seen.
You're entire carer you have been a failure and will continue to be one.
You have always been jealous of other people like Jericho (who's just as lame as you are...but nah you're lamer than him).
Not to mention you can't draw shit either. Which makes nothing but a cheap wanna be sell merch guy who will fail pretty soon.
You say he's not talented, but being able to sniff coke up his ass, while it is a sin, is still talent.