Learning to break kayfabe
Join Date: Oct 2011
Re: Anti- Rant of sorts.
Your a whiny little bitch and so is everyone else still commenting in this thread.
I think that this is so entertaining I might have to get onto my hollywood connection and make this into a feature length film as its been that full of suspense and thrills.
I really want some pie but I cannot decide on which type I would like. Although I would like some ice cream to go with that said piece of pie.
Mark Henry makes a great WHC and I dont think anyone would ever truly be able to beat him, if the WWE wasnt scripted then it would be completly different.
I think that Benoit deserves respect for himself and his family although he did kill them in mercyful ways and leave them some reading material.
Anymore paragraphs wanted? Or do you want me to carry on with this so that you get so bored your the ones who will go Benoit on yo' asses?
I think that this has been an altogether successful day for amusing myself by pissing off a bunch of whiny little bitches. Wait how many Christian's are there?
Is the WWE pulling a Sin Cara double, Christian clone stunt? If so then its a poor move on their behalf.
I think that TNA needs to retire Sting sooner rather than later before he actually turns Joker on their asses and god help them when he brings in his pals, the riddler, poison ivy and the penguin.
I really feel like typing some more paragraphs purely to piss you off some more.
Keep up the benoit photos son there really making me admire how much I dont look like and never will be like him.
Although I do respect him for his wrestling and charisma whilst with the WWE.
Terry Funk Vs. Sabu is a match not to be forgotten, the barbed wire tearing open his bicep? Genius!
I also think that RVD and Sabu should come blaze some pot with me and my mates as they have already been caught with it once.
But naaa bros seriously you want me to carry on? Okay then having fun reading this all? didnt think so broskis.
Can you smell what the rock is cooking? Well no actually we cant were watching you on a screen without the ability to smell across an ocean I dont think I ever will.
Layeth the smacketh downeth uponeth theeth beforeth meeth asth Ith Findth thisth shitth funnyth.
Peter Griffin is a one man demolition squad, did you see that season 10 has been realeased on a website allowing people from the UK to watch it before it is released on their TV? No oh sorry for spoling anything guys.
Wooops, have I gone a little bit too far with the paragraphs? Didn't you say five hundred? Oh you said five? Sorry easy mistake to make might aswell go for the five hundred now though.
I like peanut butter, ice cream and mayonaise on my toast, it melts in your mouth but has the slight taste of egg which is disgusting and a sure fire way to give yourself a heart attack.
Talking of heart attacks I heard Elvis had one on the toilet? He did well thats just wrong especially with one of his famous sandwiches in his hand.
Do you know what Colombias main source of income is? Cocaine some of you may be saying? Nope your wrong their main income is through gaining foreign aid from other countries mainly the US.
Do you know what that aid is spent on? Food? Nope Healthcare? Nope couldnt be more wrong. Military training, weapons and operations? BINGO!!!!
Ding Ding Ding we have ourselves a winner folks.
Ceha should take a Heel turn sooner rather than later so that he can come back to being a Face for the main event TLC coming up later this year.
Well I think thats close enough to the five hundred, well as much as people reading this will read before killing themselvesn from boredom? Oh well *bang* Oh shit sorry theyve already started without me even posting this!
I seriously love you guys and your inability to realise that the words 'this is a joke' mean that none of my rants where serious... really you cant believe someone because you dont agree with them?
Wow half of the people posting in this are brainless morons, myself excluded from the group as im bordering on clinically insane after my last assessment.
Having fun yet?
Well then I guess Trips is going to pedigree you when you wake up bleary eyed and go to take your morning shits.
Peace out mother fuqers.
Ooohh no im back, couldnt leave you guys so soon the party only just started.
Still want some more?