ROWDY RODDY PIPER
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Hugh Jackman's pants
Divas Division Sucks
Most people here will say 'who gives a shit about the Divas Division?'
My answer: I do.
I haven't watched TNA in a really long time so I don't know how the Knockouts Division is now but it was great back when I watched it. The chicks were beautiful but they actually had some TALENT. They didn't pull a Kelly Kelly and just flip their hair all over the place or flail their arms like pussies. They actually knew how to wrestle and put on a good match (I believe the ratings also went up whenever Knockouts fought, and I don't believe that happened ever in the WWE).
My favourite female wrestler of all time is Beth Phoenix. It irks the fuck out of me that she is made to take losses to an untalented cunt like Kelly Kelly, who wins with the same fucking roll up every single time. I also like Natalya. Both Beth and Natalya are the very few females who can actually wrestle, yet they are matched up against trash and made to take the losses most of the time. How the fuck are they suppose to look 'scary' when they lose against someone like Kelly Kelly, an overrated Barbie doll? It's fucking pathetic and makes them look weak as hell.
I also like Tamina and think they could do something good with her, but they instead do next to nothing with her. She isn't the best but how do you expect her to improve when she hardly ever gets used? They might as well have just kept her as a manager instead of giving her a non-existent career.
I know that not every chick they hired for reasons other than wrestling are bad choices (example is Trish Stratus), but I think it is a slap in the face to those who actually worked to get to where they are and have a wrestling background when some random chick, who was hired because she is blond, cute and has big tits, is given the title, and plenty of shots at it. Beth wrestled in school. Natalya trained in the Hart Family Dungeon. They lose against KELLY KELLY, who just got hired because of her looks and had no previous wrestling experience.
The Divas continuously suck (besides the few) because they never get a chance to develop and improve. Instead, they get sent out to flip their hair in skimpy outfits. It is EMBARRASSING to be a female and watch female wrestlers fight like pussies (girlie arm swings, hair pulling, shit like that). Fuck, bitch, USE YOUR GODDAMN FIST.
Although I mentioned skimpy outfits, I don't give a shit what they wear, I just don't want to feel embarrassed watching horrible female wrestlers pull hair and use stupid girlie slaps and I am sick of Beth and Natalya being shit on, though I am glad they finally let Beth beat that bimbo and put the belt back on her, which brings me to my next thought....
Why the FUCK did they choose the Divas Championship over the Women's Championship? That is the most retarded fucking move ever.
Get your shit together, WWE, fuck, and bring back Lita you assholes.
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