Fuck, bitch, USE YOUR GODDAMN FIST.
I CANNOT BREATHE
Real talk, though:
My favourite female wrestler of all time is Beth Phoenix. It irks the fuck out of me that she is made to take losses to an untalented cunt like Kelly Kelly, who wins with the same fucking roll up every single time.
Yeah, that ticked me off too. I always like to step back and look at 'the bigger picture' as it's known, but I did and it made no sense. Beth was being booked like the underdog babyface chasing the title, when that should have been Kelly. Losing by rollup 3540985 times destroys the typically smarter heel mentality, and just undercuts her credibility.
The Divas continuously suck (besides the few) because they never get a chance to develop and improve. Instead, they get sent out to flip their hair in skimpy outfits. It is EMBARRASSING to be a female and watch female wrestlers fight like pussies (girlie arm swings, hair pulling, shit like that). Fuck, bitch, USE YOUR GODDAMN FIST.
Good shout with Tamina.
Do you know what's also embarrasing? Being a female and watching all of the female wrestlers come out for a seven-on-seven tag or what ever, only for it to end in thirty seconds and them doing the can can or whatever shit in the ring afterwards. It's like, is that what we're worth?
Why the FUCK did they choose the Divas Championship over the Women's Championship? That is the most retarded fucking move ever.
My god, this one's made me tear my hair out. Most historic championship in WWE, or large pink butterfly?
Honestly the only saving grace is that 'wrestlers' like Kelly Kelly will never be able to say they've held that title. Only the Fabulous Moolahs and Trish Stratuses will be in those books. Keep your stupid butterfly, Kelly Kelly.
Get your shit together, WWE, fuck, and bring back Lita you assholes.
After the ho sale? Fat fucking chance. They don't deserve her.