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KARLA LOPEZ, THE HOTTEST MODEL/ACTRESS ALIVE. Sheamus, Swagger, Wade, Cesaro, Drew, Del Rio, Cody, Punk, AJ LEE /THE GOAT (Kazarian says "That means BONER")CHAMPviaDQ = Great GFX.
Yes shut up, I know it's fake. Seriously, it ticks me off when people harass me for simply wearing a wrestling t shirt or talk with my buddies about it. I don't bother anyone at the movies and say, "The idea of a truck turning into a robot is ignorant and fake." I also hate it when I watch with some people and they go, "Oh he knows how to fall" Well you go out and jump off a 20 foot ladder! And yes, It's still real to me dammit!
I get the same fucking thing.
OMG YOU KNOW WRESTLING IS FAKE
They don't even say it as a question, they are telling me it's a FACT that it is fake, as if I had no clue that it was and they were passing on their extreme intelligence to me.
The thing is, it isn't ALL fake because the injuries are very real.
That usually gets them to be silent for a few seconds.
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Boxing at its best is better than MMA at its best. Give me Ali/Frazier or Hearns/Haggler over any MMA great fight. Then again the best MMA fight I've ever seen was Shamrock/Frye (which was definitely AWESOME btw). I'll admit I don't know much about the wrestling aspect of MMA, and it often really bores me. It's actually what keeps me from getting into it.
And that guy breaking his shin...why does he have toothpick legs?
Boxing at its best is better than MMA at its best. Give me Ali/Frazier or Hearns/Haggler over any MMA great fight. Then again the best MMA fight I've ever seen was Shamrock/Frye (which was definitely AWESOME btw). I'll admit I don't know much about the wrestling aspect of MMA, and it often really bores me. It's actually what keeps me from getting into it.
And that guy breaking his shin...why does he have toothpick legs?
Go watch Chael Sonnen Vs. Anderson Silva from UFC 117 and then tell me the ground game of MMA is boring. That fight is more exciting than any movie ever made.
I usually overcome this problem by responding with "And?...", but what I can never find a response to is when someone tells me wrestling is for little kids. Either they've only been exposed to Chikara (God have mercy on them) or just being dicks.
Fuck off, Chikara is awesome, just because something is suitable for a younger audience doesn't mean it can only by enjoyed by them, just look at Toy Story (or indeed, any Pixar movie)