Actually, I disagree with these nominations.
Cactus, may be a little bland, but he seems like a decent guy.
Shepards quite clever and can be witty, but needs to stop trying to ride Jupes & Styles's dicks.
And, lets face it, the place wouldn't be the same without old COCKS. I kinda like him.
And although he takes a hell of a lot of abuse, it doesn't seem to phase him.
I think he's actually a pretty cool guy.
While I'm not really that fond of Australians or those in England, it's clear to me that the worst posters on the forum are from Scotland, so hopefully all of those Scottish bastards retire and never seek to come out of retirement.
That was the reason why I said his name. He won't get in to Phoenix Wright conversations because he is too busy praising everything they say. If he ever replied to anything in a Gumshoe way he would be my favourite poster here.