GOON The Legend

Her screaming has nothing to do with feeling guilty. If someone is annoying about something I'd tell them to "Fuck off" too.

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JimmyWangYang

Also on a side note, if she got the Harvey Dent reference then you should get some sense slapped into her cos she sounds like a keeper.

shutupchico

if you're best friend is pretending you're not there, that's not your best friend.

Gambit

From my experience being best friends with girls does not work as they will fucking stab you in the mother fucking back like the bitches that they are. One of mine broke up with her boyfriend via facebook. I told her that it was totally wrong to which she calls me all sort of stuff and starts making up lies about me best mate my arse.

Then the other one it was my birthday the other day and I had planned to go the pub. Now she says to me yeah I will be down and then didn't even turn up. So I message her to see why she did not turn up to which she tells me to fuck off and says how I am a horrid friend for asking why she did not turn up for my birthday.

I swear 99% of girls are bitches

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Striketeam

lol So let me get this straight, your "closest friend" is sleeping with a guy who she said was no good which means she cheating on her boyfriend as well. She ignored you and gave attention to this guy and now you are jealous. That girl is still a bitch and you shouldn't have her as a friend anyway.

Ryu Hayabusa

CM Skittle, Ladycroft, Cat and Amber?

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Nitemare

Um, none of those are actually females... At "best," chicks with dicks.

Ryu Hayabusa

Nitemare's favorite, i forgot to mention BkB my bad

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Catalanotto

My dick is bigger than yours.

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You ever notice Hulk Hogan’s got no hair on his chest? Only friend he’s got that DOES is Cyndi Lauper.

Nitemare

Of those names you listed, which ones do I apparently like?

EDIT: My dick is 8 inches. So congratulations on being bigger.