Convinced Vince to make me a Main-Eventer
Join Date: Feb 2010
The obnoxious, arrogant, know-it-all prick gimmick has been mine since the day I joined this forum. Now while I have no problem with young up and coming members imitating me, afterall it is the best form of flattery, it is with deep concern that I tell you that thus far you have failed to get over with this gimmick. You are hereby given 3 days to rid yourself of such a gimmick. Failure to do so will result in immediate X-Pac heat.
Not only have you managed to copy my gimmick but you've decided to break into the business the same way I did. The excuses you make for TNA rival the stupidity of mine one (1) year ago. If you fail to come up with better, logical excuses for TNA I will have every right to sue you for intellectual property theft as such ridiculous excuses can only come from the mind of a 2010 Sharkboy22.
Which brings me to my third point. Since your lack of creativity and innovation has brought about many similarities between our gimmicks and the manner in which we broke into the World Wrestling Forum (WWF), I am under the impression that you idolize me and in your spare time you search old posts of mine from 2010 in an attempt to be just like me. Therefore, I will be filing a restraining order against you. WWE Diva Maryse Ouellet has also called me, informing me that she suspects you of stalking her as well. She however, being the cold son of a bitch that she is, will be sending The Miz to your house at exactly twelve (12) Midnight tomorrow night to deliver a Skull Crushing Fianle on you.
Please know that my intention is not to create heat between the two of us. However, if you can't be mature about this you leave me no other option but to open a can of whop ass on you.
And that's the fishing line, 'cause Sharkboy22 says so.