I'd like to create an appreciation thread to my favourite poster on this site:
Cole Phelps.
I have watched observantly as he has changed his mood and persona multiple times in an identity crisis and have hand selected some of his finest moments that really show the full range of his great work.
Is he mentally challenged? A below average troll? Or maybe a complete pothead? I'll let you draw your own conclusion.
Who is Cole Phelps you may ask? Well; I'll let the man introduce himself.
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Originally Posted by Cole Phelps
The names ryan im from australia i have a part time job and earn a decent wage i dont have a car or gf or any of that fancey stuff but i do like to smoke weed and chill reading stuff on this fourm i feel it's very important to respect each other and act safely in society and to be alert not alarmed when it comes to terrorism
I also wanted to add i like rap music
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He has multiple gimmicks, a modern day Mick Foley if you will, these include;
The Peacemaker
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Originally Posted by Cole Phelps
In a nut shell life's to short for beefing i aint here to be a hater.Im simply here for the same reason i made an account on this fourm to talk about wwe and w/e else comes of that.This is a great site and i onestly enjoy what you guys have to say and find it very entertaining.why else would i be here ? yes i make spelling mistakes and make a bad joke to break the ice it tends to fail just as bad as when cena trys it but none the less.basically i want to be your friend not your enemy 
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The Philosopher
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Originally Posted by Cole Phelps
I heard a song by will i am i think it was him it sounded like him lol anyway he said ''You can't see me....Invisable"" it not so much bad but funny espically considering im a huge cena fan. it was so random and came out of nowhere i love listening to music at work''
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The Subtle Sarcastic
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Originally Posted by Cole Phelps
Look guys im sorry for losing my cool im sorry for losing my temper i just wanted to watch raw i didn't mean to affend anyone and to anyone i upset/affended im really sorry i was out of line and it was out of character for me i also feel i should sorry sorry for the zac ryder bashing kelly kelly thread and my cm best of dvd mocking punk for losing alot it was in bad taste and i onestly fought it would make you guys laugh ill also try to be funnier i future i guess thats all i wanted to say im happy to answer questions now
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The Party Animal
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Originally Posted by Cole Phelps
i think it's funny when i get a feed at mcdonalds drunk. i've allways got to say yeah ill have a mc chicken meal,Big mac(not the meal just the burger),cheeseburger,choclet thickshake instead of the coke. they never say anything either which is pretty funny
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Mr. Sensitivity
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Originally Posted by Cole Phelps
i tell you people something i haven't told anyone a year or two ago a girl i never meet crashed her car and died.She was a year or two younger than me but for some reason i cant shake it i don't no i still think about it to this day now that might be ''uncool'' or ''gay'' to some people but thats just how i am i care about other people and their wellbeing weather i knew them or not if any one on here died id be sad
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Not to mention;
A WWE writer in the making
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Originally Posted by Cole Phelps
and people didnt seem to keen on my zac ryder beats up kelly kelly storyline idea i fought it was kinda cool smart and funny but they said it was assualting a women
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However; he has only one ambition in life;
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Originally Posted by Cole Phelps
I've allways been a fan of this fourm and wanted to be a ''mainevent poster'' but i guess ill never reach that level of fourm fame i guess ill allways be a form jobber
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Don't worry Cole Phelps, I support you. In my eyes; your already a champion.
Whoever you are; you have made me laugh with your infinite knowledge and although I haven't been the lucky recipient of one of your infamous PM's, I can assure you, you will forever hold a place in my heart.
One last thing; Don't try and get too friendly with Cole Phelps, as he can turn on you!
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Originally Posted by Cole Phelps
I like that guy Swagger rocks im a swagger fan myself and i agree with most of the stuff he says that chicks hot btw i also like same because his just hilarious he allways has something good to say
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Originally Posted by Cole Phelps
He used to be my favorite poster on here. However his been a real cocky prick to Cole phelps as of late i might plant some evidence on him soon and not only bring him to justice but knock him down a peg or too
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The 'Best Of' Cole Phelps.
The 'Best Of' Cole Phelps.
Re: The 'Best Of' Cole Phelps.
(Kazarian says "That means BONER")CHAMPviaDQ = Great GFX. 
