Cole Phelps is a badass character so I can't dislike anyone with the name.
The OP, on the other hand, has a gay username and an equally gay rant so he can just shut the fuck up and stop adding to the retardation that is the '11 members.
Detroit Red Wings/Dallas Cowboys MARKS FOR ROWDY RODDY PIPER Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions. You ever notice Hulk Hogan’s got no hair on his chest? Only friend he’s got that DOES is Cyndi Lauper.