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Old 07-14-2011, 09:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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This letter is not meant to be witty or insulting and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I will do the best I can to encourage our spirits to soar. Let me cut to the chase: Wrestling Forums's thesis is that it could do a gentler and fairer job of running the world than anyone else. That's completely dishonest, you say? Good; that means you're finally catching on. The next step is to observe that many innocent people are being manipulated into supplanting one form of injustice with another by the most sickening display of tendentious cant that I have ever witnessed in my entire life.

If Wrestling Forums had even a shred of intellectual integrity, it'd admit that it and its understrappers are wretched yokels. This is not set down in complaint against them but merely as analysis. Everyone ought to read my award-winning essay, "The Naked Aggression of Wrestling Forums". In it, I chronicle all of Wrestling Forums's reinterpretations of historic events from the insane to the audacious and conclude that Wrestling Forums insists that its lousy claque is a benign and charitable agency. That lie is a transparent and strained effort to keep us from noticing that I am worried about a new physiognomy of servitude, a compliant citizenry relieved of its burdens by a "compassionate" Wrestling Forums. It's hard to spot the compassion when you notice that if it doesn't realize that it's generally considered bad style to foster suspicion—if not hatred—of "outsiders", then it should read one of the many self-help books on the subject. I recommend it buy one with big print and lots of pictures. Maybe then Wrestling Forums will grasp the concept that as long as the beer keeps flowing and the paychecks keep coming, its blackshirts, who are legion, don't really care that whenever it hears that vainglorious shirkers are denying citizens the ability to draw their own conclusions about the potential for violence that it may be generating, Wrestling Forums puts on its usual kabuki of feigned outrage. In private, however, it secretly supports such activities. Even worse, Wrestling Forums does not tolerate any view that differs from its own. Rather, it discredits and discards those people who contradict it along with the ideas that they represent.

Wrestling Forums makes free and liberal use of chicanery, deceit, intolerance, lust, persecution, and oppression. That's the sort of statement that some people avouch is primitive but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because Wrestling Forums confers exclusive benignity to oligarchism. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that Wrestling Forums has any control over. But that's inconsequential because if we can understand what has caused the current plague of brutal stumblebums, I believe that we can then provide you with a holistic and thematic history of Wrestling Forums's clueless musings. I may not believe that Wrestling Forums can make all of our problems go away merely by sprinkling some sort of magic, pink, pixie dust over everything that it considers harebrained or muddleheaded, but I indeed do allege that what really irks me is that it has presented us with a Hobson's choice. Either we let it destroy any resistance by channeling it into ineffective paths or it'll plant the seeds of nonrepresentationalism into the tabulae rasae of children's minds. Wrestling Forums wouldn't be able to popularize a genre of music whose graphic lyrics explicitly urge bleeding-heart jokers to declare that there's no difference between normal people like you and me and flippant bigamists if it were working on a level playing field. Of course, this sounds simple, but in reality, the real issue is simple: Wrestling Forums's hallucinations about the benefits of interventionism are so deep and inveterate that they can be broken, if at all, only if we help young people develop the ability to make informed and reasoned decisions for the public good as citizens of a culturally diverse, democratic society in an interdependent world.

Although Wrestling Forums likes to pontificate about how cell-phone towers are in fact covert mind-control devices that use scalar waves to beam images into people's brains while they sleep, the truth is that I am not interested in debating it. One can't have a debate with someone who is so willingly ignorant of the most basic tenets of the subject being discussed. Wrestling Forums obviously didn't have to pass an intelligence test to get to where it is today because its knowledge of how things work is completely off the mark. First of all, I don't see how it can build a workable policy around wishful thinking draped over a morass of confusion (and also, as we'll see below, historical illiteracy), then impose it willy-nilly on a population by force. I'm not saying that it can't possibly be done but rather that Wrestling Forums's stooges have been seen reopening wounds that seem scarcely healed. Wrestling Forums claimed it would take responsibility for this intemperate behavior, but in fact it did nothing to fix matters or punish the culprits. This proves that some shiftless, distasteful undesirables actually believe that Wrestling Forums is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. This is the kind of muddled thinking that Wrestling Forums is encouraging with its recommendations. Even worse, all those who raise their voice against this brainwashing campaign are denounced as ungrateful, execrable dissemblers.

Of course, in a discussion of this type, one should really mention that Wrestling Forums's animadversions are not our only concern. To state the matter in a few words, there's a time to keep silent and a time to speak. There's a time to love and a time to hate. There's a time for war and a time for peace. And, I warrant, there's a time to stop defending the ethically bankrupt status quo and, instead, implement a bold, new agenda for change. Or, to put it less poetically, Wrestling Forums should learn to appreciate what it has instead of feeling so oppressed because it can't do everything it wants every time it wants to. I conclude this letter with an appropriate quote: "Wrestling Forums's analects are wrong for the same reason that drug use, adultery, lust, murder, and lying are wrong." I believe we all know who said that, don't we?
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm pretty sure you copied this and pasted "Wrestling Forums" wherever someone or something was mentioned.


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Although Wrestling Forums likes to pontificate about how cell-phone towers are in fact covert mind-control devices that use scalar waves to beam images into people's brains while they sleep, the truth is that I am not interested in debating it.
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm pretty sure you copied this and pasted "Wrestling Forums" wherever someone or something was mentioned.
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm quite positive you cut and pasted that as well.

I found a "Rant Generator" through Google and in 10 seconds it gave me this and it gives you a new one every time:

If you are stimulated by new ideas and if you can think for yourself rather than simply accept what wrestling forums dishes out, I think you will find this letter of interest. Let me cut to the chase: Wrestling forums has made it known that it fully intends to leave behind a wake of nit-picky reaction. If those words don't scare you, nothing will. If they are not a clear warning, I don't know what could be. Whatever wrestling forums claims to the contrary, idle hands are the devil's tools. That's why wrestling forums spends its leisure time devising ever more pestilential ways to understate the negative impact of animalism.

When we tease apart the associations necessary to wrestling forums's deranged rejoinders, we see that I fully intend to reach out to the poor, the marginalized, and those unfortunate enough to have been labeled as doctrinaire by wrestling forums's propaganda machine. I will spare no labor in doing this and reckon no labor lost that brings me toward this mark. Even so, wrestling forums has been known to "prove" statistically that it's renowned for its racial and cultural sensitivity. As you might have suspected, its proof is flawed. The primary problem with it is that it replaces a legitimate claim of association with an illegitimate claim of causality. Consequently, wrestling forums's "proof" demonstrates only that its indelicate causeries are intended to rot out the minds of all freedom-loving, free-thinking people. Once that's accomplished, wrestling forums can replace such people with compliant, wrestling forums-controlled, and, above all, obedient robots who would never think to view the realms of Stalinism and cameralism not as two opposing poles but as two continua. These automata will intensify or perpetuate frotteurism in the coming days.

Essentially, wrestling forums's fork-tongued deeds have caused a deepening feeling of ennui and lethargy to grip society. Think about it, and I'm sure you'll agree with me. Wrestling forums has been telling everyone that its antics are all sweetness and light. I would like to remind wrestling forums that false words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.

If wrestling forums can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to issue a call to conscience and reason. Wrestling forums does not tolerate any view that differs from its own. Rather, it discredits and discards those people who contradict it along with the ideas that they represent. What do you think the chances are that wrestling forums will eventually stop dismantling the family unit? I assure you, the likelihood of that is slim to none. The reason is that if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which wrestling forums may view countries and the people that live in them either as economic targets to be exploited or as military targets to be defeated as soon as our backs are turned, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that I know some ultra-disloyal, sanctimonious self-promoters who actually believe that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power. Incredible? Those same people have told me that it is a perpetual victim of injustice. With such people roaming about, it should come as no surprise to you that wrestling forums's grand plan is to rule with an iron fist. I'm sure Mao Tse Tung would approve. In any case, I'm convinced that wrestling forums will clear-cut ancient forest lands when you least expect it. No, I'm not in tinfoil-hat land; I have abundant evidence from reliable sources that this is the case. For instance, wrestling forums presents one face to the public, a face that tells people what they want to hear. Then, in private, it devises new schemes to gain a respectable foothold for its obtrusive, juvenile ultimata.

I will never give up. I will never stop trying. And I will use every avenue possible to champion the poor and oppressed against the evil of wrestling forums. I have given this issue a great deal of thought, and I now have a strong conviction that wrestling forums's spin doctors are unified under a common goal. That goal is to invent a new moral system that legitimizes wrestling forums's desire to take over society's eyes, ears, mind, and spirit. Wrestling forums's hysteria-producing shenanigans are sufficient to give pause to the less thoughtful among us. "Oh, oh," such people think. "We'd better help wrestling forums waste everyone else's time—just in case." In a nutshell, wrestling forums makes free and liberal use of chicanery, deceit, intolerance, lust, persecution, and oppression.


Obviously not the same, but sort of similar in a way. He could have done it that way. Or he wrote it himself.

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Old 07-14-2011, 09:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I'm quite positive you cut and pasted that as well.

I found a "Rant Generator" through Google and in 10 seconds it gave me this:

If you are stimulated by new ideas and if you can think for yourself rather than simply accept what wrestling forums dishes out, I think you will find this letter of interest. Let me cut to the chase: Wrestling forums has made it known that it fully intends to leave behind a wake of nit-picky reaction. If those words don't scare you, nothing will. If they are not a clear warning, I don't know what could be. Whatever wrestling forums claims to the contrary, idle hands are the devil's tools. That's why wrestling forums spends its leisure time devising ever more pestilential ways to understate the negative impact of animalism.

When we tease apart the associations necessary to wrestling forums's deranged rejoinders, we see that I fully intend to reach out to the poor, the marginalized, and those unfortunate enough to have been labeled as doctrinaire by wrestling forums's propaganda machine. I will spare no labor in doing this and reckon no labor lost that brings me toward this mark. Even so, wrestling forums has been known to "prove" statistically that it's renowned for its racial and cultural sensitivity. As you might have suspected, its proof is flawed. The primary problem with it is that it replaces a legitimate claim of association with an illegitimate claim of causality. Consequently, wrestling forums's "proof" demonstrates only that its indelicate causeries are intended to rot out the minds of all freedom-loving, free-thinking people. Once that's accomplished, wrestling forums can replace such people with compliant, wrestling forums-controlled, and, above all, obedient robots who would never think to view the realms of Stalinism and cameralism not as two opposing poles but as two continua. These automata will intensify or perpetuate frotteurism in the coming days.

Essentially, wrestling forums's fork-tongued deeds have caused a deepening feeling of ennui and lethargy to grip society. Think about it, and I'm sure you'll agree with me. Wrestling forums has been telling everyone that its antics are all sweetness and light. I would like to remind wrestling forums that false words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.

If wrestling forums can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to issue a call to conscience and reason. Wrestling forums does not tolerate any view that differs from its own. Rather, it discredits and discards those people who contradict it along with the ideas that they represent. What do you think the chances are that wrestling forums will eventually stop dismantling the family unit? I assure you, the likelihood of that is slim to none. The reason is that if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which wrestling forums may view countries and the people that live in them either as economic targets to be exploited or as military targets to be defeated as soon as our backs are turned, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that I know some ultra-disloyal, sanctimonious self-promoters who actually believe that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power. Incredible? Those same people have told me that it is a perpetual victim of injustice. With such people roaming about, it should come as no surprise to you that wrestling forums's grand plan is to rule with an iron fist. I'm sure Mao Tse Tung would approve. In any case, I'm convinced that wrestling forums will clear-cut ancient forest lands when you least expect it. No, I'm not in tinfoil-hat land; I have abundant evidence from reliable sources that this is the case. For instance, wrestling forums presents one face to the public, a face that tells people what they want to hear. Then, in private, it devises new schemes to gain a respectable foothold for its obtrusive, juvenile ultimata.

I will never give up. I will never stop trying. And I will use every avenue possible to champion the poor and oppressed against the evil of wrestling forums. I have given this issue a great deal of thought, and I now have a strong conviction that wrestling forums's spin doctors are unified under a common goal. That goal is to invent a new moral system that legitimizes wrestling forums's desire to take over society's eyes, ears, mind, and spirit. Wrestling forums's hysteria-producing shenanigans are sufficient to give pause to the less thoughtful among us. "Oh, oh," such people think. "We'd better help wrestling forums waste everyone else's time—just in case." In a nutshell, wrestling forums makes free and liberal use of chicanery, deceit, intolerance, lust, persecution, and oppression.


Obviously not the same, but sort of similar in a way. He could have done it that way. Or he wrote it himself.
I'm so insulted to have my integrity challenged. I don't know how they do things in the negro part of town, but us white folk have a little more pride than that.
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That would be a dull internet meme that has been milked dry for awhile, and populates the rest of the rants section. By the way, soccer sucks.
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I'm so insulted to have my integrity challenged. I don't know how they do things in the negro part of town, but us white folk have a little more pride than that.


Alright, I don't even give a shit if you wrote it or not now. That was funny.
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