Re: Intimate expressions about Wrestling Forums
I'm quite positive you cut and pasted that as well.
I found a "Rant Generator" through Google and in 10 seconds it gave me this and it gives you a new one every time:
If you are stimulated by new ideas and if you can think for yourself rather than simply accept what wrestling forums dishes out, I think you will find this letter of interest. Let me cut to the chase: Wrestling forums has made it known that it fully intends to leave behind a wake of nit-picky reaction. If those words don't scare you, nothing will. If they are not a clear warning, I don't know what could be. Whatever wrestling forums claims to the contrary, idle hands are the devil's tools. That's why wrestling forums spends its leisure time devising ever more pestilential ways to understate the negative impact of animalism.
When we tease apart the associations necessary to wrestling forums's deranged rejoinders, we see that I fully intend to reach out to the poor, the marginalized, and those unfortunate enough to have been labeled as doctrinaire by wrestling forums's propaganda machine. I will spare no labor in doing this and reckon no labor lost that brings me toward this mark. Even so, wrestling forums has been known to "prove" statistically that it's renowned for its racial and cultural sensitivity. As you might have suspected, its proof is flawed. The primary problem with it is that it replaces a legitimate claim of association with an illegitimate claim of causality. Consequently, wrestling forums's "proof" demonstrates only that its indelicate causeries are intended to rot out the minds of all freedom-loving, free-thinking people. Once that's accomplished, wrestling forums can replace such people with compliant, wrestling forums-controlled, and, above all, obedient robots who would never think to view the realms of Stalinism and cameralism not as two opposing poles but as two continua. These automata will intensify or perpetuate frotteurism in the coming days.
Essentially, wrestling forums's fork-tongued deeds have caused a deepening feeling of ennui and lethargy to grip society. Think about it, and I'm sure you'll agree with me. Wrestling forums has been telling everyone that its antics are all sweetness and light. I would like to remind wrestling forums that false words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.
If wrestling forums can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to issue a call to conscience and reason. Wrestling forums does not tolerate any view that differs from its own. Rather, it discredits and discards those people who contradict it along with the ideas that they represent. What do you think the chances are that wrestling forums will eventually stop dismantling the family unit? I assure you, the likelihood of that is slim to none. The reason is that if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which wrestling forums may view countries and the people that live in them either as economic targets to be exploited or as military targets to be defeated as soon as our backs are turned, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that I know some ultra-disloyal, sanctimonious self-promoters who actually believe that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power. Incredible? Those same people have told me that it is a perpetual victim of injustice. With such people roaming about, it should come as no surprise to you that wrestling forums's grand plan is to rule with an iron fist. I'm sure Mao Tse Tung would approve. In any case, I'm convinced that wrestling forums will clear-cut ancient forest lands when you least expect it. No, I'm not in tinfoil-hat land; I have abundant evidence from reliable sources that this is the case. For instance, wrestling forums presents one face to the public, a face that tells people what they want to hear. Then, in private, it devises new schemes to gain a respectable foothold for its obtrusive, juvenile ultimata.
I will never give up. I will never stop trying. And I will use every avenue possible to champion the poor and oppressed against the evil of wrestling forums. I have given this issue a great deal of thought, and I now have a strong conviction that wrestling forums's spin doctors are unified under a common goal. That goal is to invent a new moral system that legitimizes wrestling forums's desire to take over society's eyes, ears, mind, and spirit. Wrestling forums's hysteria-producing shenanigans are sufficient to give pause to the less thoughtful among us. "Oh, oh," such people think. "We'd better help wrestling forums waste everyone else's time—just in case." In a nutshell, wrestling forums makes free and liberal use of chicanery, deceit, intolerance, lust, persecution, and oppression.
Obviously not the same, but sort of similar in a way. He could have done it that way. Or he wrote it himself.
Last edited by Walls Of The Jungle; 07-14-2011 at 11:59 AM.