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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 06-20-2011, 04:35 PM Thread Starter
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Young ones and sex

Bottom-line, sex is for marriage because Jesus Christ said so.

When Mother Theresa was a baby, she was pure. When your Mother Theresa was a teenager, she was pure. Even though your Mother Theresa was never married, she was abstinent from sex. What is happening with the little sprouts these days? Now they are sticking their pee pee up the bookie-hole. What if they have to take a dookie, and your penis is still up their bookie-hole? Now you have women and gays showing up in hospitals from choking on a footer. What if they die because you broke their trachea with your pee pee? Now you have babies have sex in the nursery hall. Heck, Mother Theresa is certain that a baby will lose it's virginity the day after it was born to another baby. Sprouts these days need to abstain from sex. What if that baby becomes a pimp at age 6? Then what are you going to do? If Jesus were to stand in front of me, I wouldn't even suck Him dry and let Him put out my fire in my oven. You see, your Mother Theresa knows what she is talking about.
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How can we repent ? 6 ,000 hail marys and a bit of holy water , ya ?

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MotherTheresa, why did you hate Capitol punishment so much?
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I thought I'd seen everything. But then along came a Mother Theresa gimmick.
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I thought I'd seen everything. But then along came a Mother Theresa gimmick.
Who's to say it's not Mother Theresa ? Holy people like her have a lot of power , maybe she's just trying to inlighten the WF .

Pretty orginial gimmick too , I tip my hat to who ever made it .

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This gimmick has potential.

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That would be impressive if it were her though, since she's been dead for like 10 years.

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MotherTheresa, why did you hate Capitol punishment so much?
Hate is such a strong word, young sprout.

At first, like most people here, your Mother Theresa strongly disliked the show. Mind you, I was prayin to God that He would take me out of my misery and killed me for a second time. But then, I wondered to myself. I was suffering, and suffering keeps your Mother Theresa in a close relationship with God. Now, I love it and I hope to buy it on DVD soon.
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LadyCroft in a thread about sex has creepy PM potential.


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You were a little slow on that one, you should have pulled the trigger on his ass the moment he made that thread in the RAW section.


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