The games are incomparable but we can go there if you want. Football is a PHYSICAL game of inches involving strategy (ie. calling the right play to expose the defence who were hopefully thinking they'd run a different play). Soccer is just a glorified game of keep away with OCCASIONAL exciting moments when a team can actually be arsed to try to score. It only looks like it's physical because you got guys flopping all over the field.
Obviously you neither watch nor play it. And I don't mean that in an insulting way necessarily.