Agent17

You know what? All my life, I have observed the common herd, the public. I’ve seen their ways, I’ve studied them and every time I think about their mentality, about their view on things, it just reaffirms what I think about most human beings: Most people are led-by-the-nose, weak willed lemmings.

But that has rarely been as obvious as recently, with the death of bin Laden. You see, whilst most sane people are happy about the death of this awful man, there is a section of society, a very vocal section who seems to have made it their mission to speak up for Aquaman’s latest bitch. Oh, it was illegal. His death was illegal! You know, America is the real terrorist. Cunts.

Now, let’s look at these people. Who are they? Well, they’re mostly left-wingers of course! Isn’t that shocking. But what exactly do they believe in?
- Religious tolerance.
- Fluid gender roles.
- Separation of church and state.
- The eradication of sexual and racial discrimination.

So, obviously, they have a lot in common with Osama bin La – hey, wait a minute, that’s not right. Why would left-wing humanists speak up for bin Laden? Did they share any common ground?
What did bin Laden stand for?

- Using violence to accomplish his political goals.
- Suppressing women and using them to block bullets.
- Killing homosexuals.
- Removing ‘wrong’ spiritual beliefs, such as Christianity, Atheism and Judaism.
- Dreams of a ‘Global Caliphate’.

Oh, he’s a real blue chipper isn’t he? What a kindly individual! And I’m sure that the left wing would be welcomed with open arms into his mansion. They could listen to Mozart and discuss the works of Shakespeare. Or maybe, just maybe, bin Laden hated the left wing masses. Hated their tolerance, their decency, their desire to see no one denigrated because of their sexuality or race.

But no, his death is such a tragedy, isn’t it? You know, right now I’m going to go outside and cover myself in ashes. And if I don’t log on for a while, I hope you know it’s because I’m grieving for this great loss to humanity.

Fucks sake. When you believe in freedom, tolerance and individuality, you have a duty to defend it. So grow a pair and understand that when dealing with our enemies we often have to commit a little evil to accomplish a greater good.

DR JUPES

Obama didn't deserve the noble (or is it nobel, really don't know) peace prize obviously.

Agent17

The 'Peace Prize' is a fucked up idea anyway. It rewards apathy, inaction and weakness. Thankfully, Obama showed none of those qualities when he had bin Laden shot like a rabid dog.

JOAL.com

So you dislike peace? Have you ever experienced war?

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Mister Hands

Thread title reminded me of something Anthony Jeselnik tweeted.

"Now the Pope wants to make Bin Laden a candidate for Sainthood. He wasn't Catholic, but he did make two buildings disappear."

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Agent17

Oh, is this the part where you enlighten us all with a tragic story of your war time experiences?
I saw my friends explode in a shower of chanded yams. I saw people fuck donkeys, real donkeys, just to make it through the days. I saw men literally ingesting their own heads just to get sent home.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Listen, Mr. Chamberlain, I don't give a fuck who you are. I'm right, you're wrong. I'm smart, you're dumb, I quote lines from obscure 1990's movies, you suck dicks outside Taco Bell.

So don't screw with me, little man. I will obliterate you, I will fucking well take you down, down town, all the way down, down to the very depths of Hell, down to Australia and their abundance of male whores and beer-bellied skanks.

Don't fucking start with me, don't, just fucking don't. Or I will find pictures of you and find someone who knows how to use Photoshop and I'll release pictures of you buggering a flowerpot.

Poueff

The war itself depends on prespective. So yeah,if you're muslim,he should've got it. Absolutely. But in the western world... he's the nightmare that still haunts it.

A war based on different morals,and both sides' desire to have their morals rule over the others.

So... yeah,prespective

Agent17

I disagree. I think it's far simpler. We are civilised and al Queda are barbarians who give a bad name to progressive individuals within the Middle East. For example, I wouldn't make blanket judgements about the Iranian people because they are educated and hungry for real freedom. But I have complete confidence in stating that the Ayatollah and his puppets are all fucking savages.

All men desire liberty. Those, like the Taliban, like bin Laden, like Castro and Kim Jong Il, who try and rob people of that liberty are not only breaking the laws of common decency, they are breaking the laws of nature itself.

GOD

NO SUCH THING AS PEACE, COMPLETELY THEORETICAL

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