Technically Wallaben would have been correct calling KALOUDA top scorer for Chelsea. Pretty sure Malouda's and Kalou's goals together surpasses Drogbas. But anyways just because I'm in the mood to commentate, here we go:
"Its Lampard racing towards goal, and he passes left to Malouda. Malouda crosses it into the box for Kalou! Kalou heads it back for... what's this? KALOUDA with the volley, and in! Edwin Van Der Sar is beaten! OH GLORY! WHAT A BEAUTY! KALOUDA! Take a bow, son"