Hi. My name is Whake...
As most of you know, there are a lot of Internet scams out there, and I am tired of them. I think all of us here on WF need to take action to make the world a better place. So let's start by putting an end to Internet scams.
I want to prove a point that you don't need to create a crazy angle or lie to people in order to get them to send you their hard-earned money. Honesty is the best policy!
I want $5 from each and every one of you, and I am not going to offer you any products or services in return. The only thing I will give you is the gift of knowing that you have helped make a huge difference in this shithole of a world that we live in. Think about it, giving me five lousy dollars could change your life forever...
Knowing that you gave a complete stranger, whom you don't even like, five bucks, for absolutely no reason, will remind you of how confident and secure you are with yourself. You are so strong that you can give five dollars away, willingly, for no reason, and not even flinch while doing it. What the fuck is $5 anyway? A couple cups of coffee and a pack of gum? Come on, you can afford it.
"Whake, how can I send you my hard-earned $5 immediately?!"
I'm glad you asked. Sending me your money for no God damn reason is very easy.
1. Go to Whake .com.
2. Click the donate button.
3. Enter in a minimum amount of $5. If you wish to make a bigger contribution against Internet scams, you can enter a larger amount.
4. Login to your PayPal account. Register if you don't have one.
5. Click "Donate Now" to complete your donation.
I have started us off by donating $5 towards the fight against Internet scams, just to make sure the Donate button works on ........... Here is the first screenshot of many to come:
Note: PayPal charges $0.45.
Remember, innocent people are being scammed over the Internet every day:
Get to Whake .com and be the first person to give me five bucks.