Originally Posted by AMPLine4Life
Remember when fat Ben said that his hot (and likely made up) girlfriend offered him a threesome (which I think he turned down or some shit, probably because it wasn't true) for his birthday and then like 2 weeks later she broke up with him? Or maybe it was mutual. I dunno. I just know they broke up like 2 weeks after a threesome was offered. In retrospect, if he turned down the threesome, she was probably right to break up with him. Cause it's evident that he's gay.
What a post.
Originally Posted by Jackiz Kirey
I bet everyone in this thread doesn't even have a girlfriend. You're probably sitting in your basement and eating popcorn like a little bitch. Why don't you guys go out and get a fucking tan?
When I saw this thread, I immediately went, "UGH!"
You guys are some real wannabe's. You want a girlfriend? Well, you're never gonna get one if you're ugly and pale.
I got the most amazing tugjob in a car a couple nights ago. Front seat. Thought I was literally gonna blow the roof off the vehicle with my ejaculate. Literally. No hyperbole. Literally. I get a thunderous erection just thinking about it, man.
What made it even better is that I wasn't expecting it to be any good at all. A good handy is hard to come by these days (there's a good pun there somewhere). They're a lost art. But this chick. THIS chick. Sweet merciful Christ on the cross. That motherfucker died for our sins, but when it's a tugjob THAT good, I don't feel the least bit guilty.