And yes, I can compare articles now. My example? Chris-Chan
This is OhInternet's definition...
Christian Weston Chandler, or "Chris-chan" as he's also known by, created a webcomic called "Sonichu" that he does not update anymore. His comics are known for being very unoriginal, with his characters being mixtures of characters from Pokémon, Sonic The Hedgehog, Banjo-Kazooie, Excel Saga, and more. The artwork is also sub-par, with speech bubbles covering up nearly half of the pages.
And here is ED's...
Born February 24, 1982, Christian is a naďve, perverse, overweight, racist, pedophilic, homophobic, self-proclaimed aspie virgin and creator of his own skillfully-drawn series of comics starring Sonichu - his supremely insightful crossover of Pikachu and Sonic. As well as "suffering" from autism, Chris also suffers from a terminal case of unwarranted self-importance, the only cure for which would be to remove his head from his consequently gaping ass. At the time of this writing, Chris has found neither the time nor the conviction to do so.