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Whake · 04-18-2011, 08:54 AM

Anyone else think this guy's a faggot?

I know I'm still fairly new here but based on my analysis thus far, I have compiled a list of posters who I believe try too hard and are ultimately worthless on this forum.

ItsWhatIDo
W>C
P. Smith

All three of you need to step up your game. PM guys like Andy3000, Rawlin, scrilla and myself, and ask for some advice on how to post something that's actually worth reading. I can't count how many times I shake my head and roll my eyes while reading your posts, gentlemen. I'm sure I'm not alone either. I know you were all born with the gift of being complete fucking losers but try to break free from those habits and improve, as individual people. It's only then that you will get rewarded with as much green rep as I do on a day-to-day basis.

Thank you.

**ItsWhatIdo** · 04-18-2011, 09:48 AM

I wish my intelligence was so low that the best insult I can conceive is calling someone a Harley Rider.

**-Mystery-** · 04-18-2011, 09:51 AM

We butt heads from time to time, but he's cool.

**ItsWhatIdo** · 04-18-2011, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by -Mystery-

We butt heads from time to time, but he's cool.

Pfft Fuck Pittsburgh.

**JOAL.com** · 04-18-2011, 09:55 AM

I cant believe you put losers like Rawlin and scrilla in the upper echelon of posters like you.

**-Mystery-** · 04-18-2011, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ItsWhatIdo

Pfft Fuck Pittsburgh.

Those asshole Caps better win the Cup. I don't know if I can stomach the Canucks winning it.

**ItsWhatIdo** · 04-18-2011, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by -Mystery-

Those asshole Caps better win the Cup. I don't know if I can stomach the Canucks winning it.

If the Caps make the Cup, I expect Essa Tikkannen to come out of retirement just to botch an open net thus securing a series sweep.

But look at Alzner's beard. That beard is a long playoff run guarantee.

**GOD of CUNT** · 04-18-2011, 10:06 AM

If you kinda glance real quick it looks like Alison Brie only has one arm in Mystery's avatar. If she was 3 feet tall I'd be having major flashbacks to my college days.

Aaaaaand I'm hard.

**AMPLine4Life** · 04-18-2011, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Andy3000

If you kinda glance real quick it looks like Alison Brie only has one arm in Mystery's avatar. If she was 3 feet tall I'd be having major flashbacks to my college days.

Aaaaaand I'm hard.

Quick glance? I just stared at it for like 5 minutes and concluded that she only has one arm. Sadly I have no stories of one armed midgets in college. Now red heads with foot fetishes. That's up my alley.

**GOD of CUNT** · 04-18-2011, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by AMPLine4Life

Quick glance? I just stared at it for like 5 minutes and concluded that she only has one arm. Sadly I have no stories of one armed midgets in college. Now red heads with foot fetishes. That's up my alley.

You're not wrong. "Quick glance" was definitely understating it.

I honestly don't think I've ever been with a red head. I know women change their hair colour several times a week and everything so it can be hard to tell, but you can usually spot one from the old pubis (unless they're dedicated enough to dye that as well). I don't recall seeing any red on my travels.