Originally Posted by Andy3000
You're not wrong. "Quick glance" was definitely understating it.
I honestly don't think I've ever been with a red head. I know women change their hair colour several times a week and everything so it can be hard to tell, but you can usually spot one from the old pubis (unless they're dedicated enough to dye that as well). I don't recall seeing any red on my travels.
Thought I was with a proper ginge once. On further inspection at a later date, it turned out it was poorly dyed ginge minge.
Honestly, who does that.
Props for the midget though. I tried to chat up a midget once in Puerto Rico but her midget fella punched me right in the knackers. That's not something you live down for some time.