Join Date: May 2009
Location: Dancing the Salmon Dance
Met P.Smith in person today
And what a dick he is! Just like I expected. I'm in Penrith and I see these two gay guys walking down the road. Now I'm no homophobe but they've got these rainbow wrist bands which I thought was a little obnoxious, shoving their gayness in my face like that and I go over to confront them about it and I notice something. I see this kid turn round kinda pouting his lips at me and I notice he's wearing a John Morrison T-shirt. Little weird I thought and I wondered why he was giving me gay evils. So he whispers into his boyfriend's ear and I'm stood there kind of midstride about to give them a piece of my mind and that's when it hits me. And when I say 'its' I mean the boyfriend of the Morrison fan, with his handbag.
For some reason this knocks me down and the Morrison fan comes over to try and T-bag me! That's when I notice the rainbow wrist band has "Philip Smith" written on it and I make the connection that this is P.Smith! He starts screaming in what I can only describe as a hilarious rip off of a Morgan Freeman voice, "Fuck you Jupiter!!!!." Suppose I shouldn't have been wearing my WF T-Shirt that I'd purchased the other day and got my username printed on it. Anyway just as things are looking bad, 'RUSH' comes out of nowhere and tackles P.Smith who then breaks down into tears of gayness. Then BkB Hulk comes out of nowhere and proceeds to T-bag P.Smith! 5 Minutes later things get weird and we get Hulk off of P.Smith. We don't know where P.Smith's boyfriend got to but we do know where Kizza was who was originally with Hulk and then disappeared.
True Story btw, actually happened. I acknowledge that only I would be amused by this and only at this time of night.
Last edited by DR JUPES; 04-04-2011 at 03:14 AM.