JenksIX

i dunno what to think bout this.

i went to a meet an greet signing to see my faverite wrestler matt and say hi and tell him im his best fan.

ne way im waiting in line gettin nervus cuz i see matt. ne way i get to matt and he was real nice cuz he let me stand next to him and my mom took a pictue of the 2 of us. after the picture hardy reached over and he gave me a kiss on the cheek/ear.

i gigled kinda cuz i dident kno what to say.

but im 20 years old man? y would hardy kiss me on cheek?

i was real nervous when i came upp to him and didnt say ne thing, my mom just told him i was his #1 fan did all the talking.

there wer e a lot of retarded kids in the crowd and matt was huggin them stuff. he was kissin the gurls on the cheek.

im 20, 5 fooot 4 vury skinny with long black hair.

i dont kno y hardy kiss me!!! i not lita lol. im guy like him.
he still my faverite wrestler i think he knew i his bigest fan and just wan show apresiateion.

ne one else evur meet hardy?

Green

4/10

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Stone Cold 4life

Obvious troll is obvious.

Lastier

Be glad he didn't eat you.

JenksIX

hes not chunk ne more he aktully pretty buff. suprised?

Bloodbath

Did he kiss you on the no-no parts?

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Duke Silver

Were he lips covered in bacon grease?

Mister Hands

Do you look anything like Lita?

Wait, damn, I eventually deciphered the OP's spelling to discover that she doesn't.

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Goldfinger

that proves..

matt hardy loves GRAPESS

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GOD

mustve imagined you looked like a cheeseburger

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