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gem'no · 03-30-2011, 03:02 PM

Maybe you reminded him of his former long term girlfried...

...Michael Hayes?!

Na'ah. I blame drugs: He just wanted to lick the frog.

**STUFF** · 03-30-2011, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by LipsLikeMorphine

LMAO at the comments in this thread.

I hope mine was the funniest. Well, I know it was I just hope you agree.

**JOAL.com** · 03-30-2011, 03:09 PM

Do you taste like ice cream?

Also, why is this in rants?

Josh Parry · 03-30-2011, 03:28 PM

IT'S "ANY", DAMMIT!!!

Don Draper · 03-30-2011, 03:37 PM

This is what happens when you wear perfume made by Hamburger Helper.

**RatedRKO31** · 03-30-2011, 03:52 PM

I don't know what is worse. Matt's weigh issues or OP's spelling?

**Hypno** · 03-30-2011, 03:56 PM

It'll be okay, don't worry.

Just point on the doll where he touched you :

**heggland0** · 03-30-2011, 03:56 PM

You must've had some mayo on your cheek

DR JUPES · 03-30-2011, 04:01 PM

Was this some kind of contest too see how many members would post the same joke?

Simply...amazing · 03-30-2011, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by JenksIX

i dunno what to think bout this.

i went to a meet an greet signing to see my faverite wrestler matt and say hi and tell him im his best fan.

ne way im waiting in line gettin nervus cuz i see matt. ne way i get to matt and he was real nice cuz he let me stand next to him and my mom took a pictue of the 2 of us. after the picture hardy reached over and he gave me a kiss on the cheek/ear.

i gigled kinda cuz i dident kno what to say.

but im 20 years old man? y would hardy kiss me on cheek?

i was real nervous when i came upp to him and didnt say ne thing, my mom just told him i was his #1 fan did all the talking.

there wer e a lot of retarded kids in the crowd and matt was huggin them stuff. he was kissin the gurls on the cheek.

im 20, 5 fooot 4 vury skinny with long black hair.

i dont kno y hardy kiss me!!! i not lita lol. im guy like him.
he still my faverite wrestler i think he knew i his bigest fan and just wan show apresiateion.

ne one else evur meet hardy?

Matt, stop trolling you fat mofo. Hit the gym asshole