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03-13-2011, 07:22 PM
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So, My Girlfriend Signed Me Up To A Porn Site As A Joke..
..and as a result I had my credit card suspended because they thought it was fraud. This happened to me last year when my girlfriend (now ex) found that I'd left my wallet at her's. She proceeded to sign me up to a couple of porno sites and purchased some 'fruity' items on Amazon. I laughed, until my bank account was frozen and I had to pay a couple of visits to the bank (2 hours each) before I could get it cleared up again. I wasn't so pleased with that but at least I got to use the sites until my subscription was up. Anyhow, I got her back by planting a vibrator in her laundry basket which was then discovered by her mother.
What I wanna see, how would you guys have reacted to this type of thing? She spent about £60 on my card. I was pretty cool with it apart from all the hassle.
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03-13-2011, 07:34 PM
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If I leave here tomorow, would you still remember me?
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Re: So, My Girlfriend Signed Me Up To A Porn Site As A Joke..
what were those items she bought of amazon?
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03-13-2011, 08:18 PM
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Re: So, My Girlfriend Signed Me Up To A Porn Site As A Joke..
Is there any advice on how to deal with something like this in the Bro Code?
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03-13-2011, 08:20 PM
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Re: So, My Girlfriend Signed Me Up To A Porn Site As A Joke..
good question. Bro Code usually doesn't deal with girlfriends as far as i can remember, more of the smash, grab, and drop routine is proposed.
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03-13-2011, 08:20 PM
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Searching for a new identity
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Re: So, My Girlfriend Signed Me Up To A Porn Site As A Joke..
Do horrible things to her, claiming that you saw it on the porn and you 'thought she was hinting at what she wanted in bed'.
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03-13-2011, 09:13 PM
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My body is ready.
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Re: So, My Girlfriend Signed Me Up To A Porn Site As A Joke..
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what were those items she bought of amazon?
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03-13-2011, 09:16 PM
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Carrying SCOTT STEINER's bags
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Re: So, My Girlfriend Signed Me Up To A Porn Site As A Joke..
I'm doubting the existence of any of these girlfriends of yours considering the kind of stuff you've posted in the past. You obviously bought those dildos yourself.
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03-13-2011, 09:22 PM
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Re: So, My Girlfriend Signed Me Up To A Porn Site As A Joke..
I thought the vibrator revenge was good enough.
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03-13-2011, 10:42 PM
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Rated PG
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Re: So, My Girlfriend Signed Me Up To A Porn Site As A Joke..
What was the mothers reaction to finding the vibrator?
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03-13-2011, 10:44 PM
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Re: So, My Girlfriend Signed Me Up To A Porn Site As A Joke..
I would have freaked the fuck out if she charged that much onto my card and wouldn't have thought it was funny at all. But I'm cheap as shit and I always save everything I make, so maybe it's just me.
If my girl did that I would have went nuts. I googled it and if I did it right that's about $93 Canadian. Yeah, if she spent almost $100 of my money as a goof I would have had a nuclear meltdown.
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