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post #31 of 141 (permalink) Old 03-02-2011, 06:43 PM
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Re: Absence makes the heart grow fonder...

who's thinking of the Ryder Cup

our media is having a great time with irelands win
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Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English?
A. An all-rounder.

Q. What's the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. What advantage do Kevin Pietersen and Jonathan Trott have over the rest of their teammates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.

Q. Why don't English fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.

Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. What do Matt Prior and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. What is the definition of optimism?
A. An England batsman putting on sunscreen before going out to bat.

Q. What is the difference between an England batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A. Nothing! If you blink you'll miss both.

Paul Collingwood's mobile rings in the dressing room and the team manager picks it up.
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"Hi, I'd like to speak to Paul."
"Sorry he has just gone out to bat, but hold the line he wont be long."


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post #32 of 141 (permalink) Old 03-02-2011, 06:45 PM
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who's thinking of the Ryder Cup

our media is having a great time with irelands win
Australia need a new hobby. No one cares about cricket here apart from when we win the Ashes every year.


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Re: Absence makes the heart grow fonder...

isn't cricket australia's national sport?
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isn't cricket australia's national sport?
Only because they suck at football. They had to make up Aussie Rules so they'd have something to be good at.


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Re: Absence makes the heart grow fonder...

role model hoe hoe hoe still hasnt come back

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Re: Absence makes the heart grow fonder...

lol cricket
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smh
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Best rant in the history of the internet!

Now, I can stop singing this...



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Only because they suck at football. They had to make up Aussie Rules so they'd have something to be good at.
how's football working out for england's team lately.

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