Noel

So I had to head to my local post office to post some eBay shit, it's only a 5 min walk back and forth, my journey begins.

So I'm at my local shops, just came out of the post office and I'm thinking I'm quite hungry, conveniently there's a Dominos pizza across the road doing BOGOF's. Naturally I'm all over that and within 10 mins I'm walking home with my 2 Large Pepperoni Passions set for the day and evening.

So now I'm walking back and I'm about a minute from my house, it's in sight-distance until suddenly BAM, jolting pain in my back, i'm sent flying, as do the pizzas. At this point I'm face down, I look up and die a little inside seeing that although one pizza has survived this ordeal, his brother sadly did not, and is now topping-side face down on the pavement out of the box.

So I stand up and to the left of me is some guy, a young black gentleman, similar build, looks similar to me age-wise (20), flat on the floor with his bicycle next to him, front wheel still spinning like a movie. Now usually in this situation I would've gone fucking nuts, I hate cyclists that ride on the pavement, I mean get the fuck on the road especially when there's no cars there anyway. I thought "Right, I'm 30 seconds from my house, I'm obviously OK, in no pain, I might have lost a pizza but I got it free anyway, still got my other one. So I go to motion towards him, put my right hand out to help this guy up, about to use the "Hey man, you ok?" except mid-way through this motion he springs up like a fucking lightning bolt, looks at me point blank in the eyes and pauses for about 5 seconds literally. At this point I'm bewildered, I had no idea what to say or do, then as if out of no where: (exact intepretation could be wrong, adrenaline hit me shortly after)

"YOU FUCKING WHITE CUNT, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FUCKING GOING WITH YOUR PIZZAS YOU STUPID FUCKING PRICK" - All I heard was "You fucking white cunt", "going with your pizzas" and "stupid fucking prick" so I assumed the rest is theoretical.

Now I've never switched so fast in my life, it's as if within half a second everything that just happened repeated in my head giving me reason to beat on this sun'bitch. In half a second my brain realised the following:

- This guy hit me from behind on his bike, when he should've been on the pavement.
- I just essentially lost £8's worth of pizza.
- He bombards me with racial and generic insults after I try to help this guy out.
- Not to mention the crazy Samuel L. Jackson type stare he gave me.

So after that half a second, I double leg this faggot and start pounding into his face, I nail from what I remember 6 right hands until he's not moving (well, protecting) anymore. I get up, pick up my remaining Pepperoni Passion, and proceed to cross over and head home. I went straight up to my bedroom (clear sight of the area where this just happened), watched this guy get up after about 5 mins, get on his bike and cycle off as if nothing ever happened.

So now WF takes it's moral stance on my actions.
Who's in the wrong here? I'm pretty good with body language and despite the barrage of insults, from what I could see this guy wasn't gonna trade with me, so I could've walked off or continued the verbal dispute. I live in an area where if you plan to meet someone, you'll pretty much come across them eventually, so I could well expect being jumped from this guy. Maybe I'm a cunt, maybe he's a cunt. Do I deserve to be jumped? Maybe you hate pavement-cyclists too?


Over to you.

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ThumbInTheBum

Why were you buying Domino's pizza, even BOGOF doesn't change the fact that it's fucking horrible?

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Ashleigh Rose

This story seems odd without a ROH hat being involved...

Seriously though, some people can trigger me into punching them just by looking at me weird, so in my opinion you're just right for hitting the guy considering he knocked you over and was a racist fucker to you.

You soo should have rubbed his face in your ruined pizza though, like the little bitch that he is.

Rush

you fucker. you clearly moved into the path of an innocent bloke, knocked him over then proceeded to punch him. you're an asshole.

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Noel

I needed food like, right now. I wouldn't say it's horrible. I mean I order from Papa Johns usually but my only other option at that time was Fish and Chips (no thanks), the greasiest cafe you've ever layed your eyes on, or "Perfect Fried Chicken", and by perfect they must mean drizzling your food in rats piss.

So Dominoes was the only option I'm afraid :/

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TheIrishProdigy™

Cycling on the paths is a most nowadys Bro, too bad you got hit by a retard though

I worked in Dominos for a year its ther best

Funny how you talked about you're beat down as if you were a wrestler

Renegade™

Did he take your ROH skull cap too?

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Toots Dalton

I fucking hate Cyclists, I'm glad you beat the shit outta him, ur a hero bro!

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X-Pensive Wino

I hate cyclists using the pavement, and should one run into me i'd be fucking pissed, should they then act as if i were in the wrong and call me a white cunt i'd be sorely tempted to kick the fuckers ass, so i completly understand what you did. I just hope for your sake that the tosser doesn't decide to get the law involved, cause whilst legally he was in the wrong for being on the pavement, unless he gave you good reason to believe that you were in danger and needed to defend yourself (and i don't think the verbal abuse is enough), beating his face to a pulp could leave you in a whole heap of trouble.

Although saying that, the state of this countries criminal justice system atm, even if you were charged with assault, you'd probably have nothing to worry about.

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dr1DNTworkFIXplz

Toy story, bro.

I like the fake-MMA part.