I have a black penis and you've never asked for a pic, made a joke, put my enormous size over or anything. Meanwhile Sheik is from a 3rd world country and he gets all the love. Might have to perm ban Sheik.
Duh of course you are, you like LIGHTS and CM Punk, you're like my lesbian soul mate.
I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING
CAN'T WAIT TO EMBRACE THE DAY
I TAKE MY COFFEE BY THE POOOOOOOL
I PASS MY PICKET FENCE
AND GAZE ACROSS MY NEW MOWED LAWN
I NEVER THOUGHT MY LIFE COULD BE THIS GOOOOOOD
I HAVE A BRAND NEW CAR
I DRIVE IT TO MY COUNTRY CLUB
IT'S IN MY GATED NEIGHBOURHOOOOOOOD