Poor people have a lot of fucking attitude. I bought a veggie burger and out of the kindness of my heart, I decided to give it to this homeless dude instead. This motherfucker opens the wrapper, separates it and says "I don't eat mayonnaise!"
Damn, that reminded me one time when my mother had a food stand and she noticed a guy in a wheelchair living in an old, abandoned car nearby, it was cold as hell so she decided to give the guy some hot beef stew. This is the closest translation of what he said I can put:
"Are you kidding me!?? This thing is fucking greasy!! you wanna give me a heart attack!??"
My jaw dropped when he came back from the car and told me what happened.