I was just thinking that one guy really dodged a bullet in the end of year voting. Who remembers Bischoff owns and, more to the point, what the fuck happened to him?
He came and went pretty quickly but, in his short WF career, he had some vintage fuckhead moments.
First of all he hung on every word Eric Bischoff said, which is fuckhead-ish enough.
He also booked for a wrestling promotion called CWF and claimed that it was better than the WWE. No, not the awesome CWF run by Eddie Graham and featuring such stars as Ric Flair, Barry Windham and Dusty Rhodes. No, not even the fake CWF run by some knobhead calling himself “Kevin Rhodes”. Another company, illegally using those initials and booking the worst shows imaginable. Bischoffowns' CWF featured such classics as The Barbarian vs. Heidenreich in a 3 Stages of Hell match and this must-see effort from Lacey Von Erich (skip to about 4:45 if you don't want to watch Skandor Akbar taking 5mins to walk ten yards):
The last sighting of Bischoff owns happened when he made a thread, in Rants, asking who the worst WF poster of all time was. People (with good reason) said it was him and he hasn't been seen since. You can see that thread by clicking here.
ITT: We discuss how much of a fuckhead Bischoff owns was and don't allow his legacy to go unrecognised.
tl;dr Shirley Crabtree rants about Bischoff owns and the fact that he's been largely forgotten about.
P.S. If you're out there, BO, come back. That way we can make you kill yourself like your bro Klebold did.
Effectively though, the WF faction war is over. Every single TNA A Lister that poured in, is gone. Every single one, banned. Except for Crabtree's own little enemy....
didn't he start a rant or something about like, the worst poster on the board, and then he never came back?
he was a huge idiot. never really talked to him about wrestling though. mainly just destroyed his opinion in the entertainment section when he said the Saw film series had genius writing, and that all of the movies had won film awards for their writing.
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The most laughable fact of all is when he said in Batman the Animated series, the voice actor that played Bruce Wayne and Batman used the same voice for both guys
oh shit, i forgot about that too. he was like "AT LEAST CHRISTIAN BALE USED TWO VOICES, KEVIN CONROY HAD THE SAME VOICE SO HE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T DO AS GOOD OF A JOB, BLAB BLAB BLAB. oh what? Kevin Conroy revolutionized the two voice Batman? YEAH WELL, I CAN'T HEAR IT SO LOLOLOL"
fuck that kid.
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Bischoff owns: Class A Fuckhead
Bischoff owns: Class A Fuckhead
