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Old 01-06-2011, 01:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I go out with my girl the other day to a latin restuarant near her neighborhood and I order a Cuban sandwich. Now I'm chowing down on the damn thing and I stop and notice that there's something unusual in it. I found a piece of a rubber glove in it. I pick it out and have a word with management but the bastards barely spoke any English so I don't bother with it as it's just a mistake.

Now tonight I'm eating leftovers of chicken alfredo pasta I made and I heat it up. Now as I'm eating the the pasta I happen to find a RUBBER BAND in the pasta!? It's fucking weird because I've put the pasta in the tupperware myself so how the fuck did it end up in there? Do I have a subconscious fetish for rubber?
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Old 01-06-2011, 02:07 AM   #2 (permalink)
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in b4 you order pizza 2morrow and theres a condom instead of a pepperoni
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Old 01-06-2011, 02:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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One time at my old school they somehow managed to cook ants into the school dinners.
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I've been working with rubber gloves at the local environmental center this week, and I can tell you those rubber gloves definitely tear easily. I was cleaning out a snake tank and those damn things ripped on me within an hour. How much of the glove was in the food?

Couldn't tell you how the fuck you managed to score a rubber band though.
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I've been working with rubber gloves at the local environmental center this week, and I can tell you those rubber gloves definitely tear easily. I was cleaning out a snake tank and those damn things ripped on me within an hour. How much of the glove was in the food?

Couldn't tell you how the fuck you managed to score a rubber band though.
the finger tip was found in my sandwich.
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had a pasty with a ciggie in it once.

that was awkward.
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One time i got home from work late and i stopped by the nightshop to by me some pasta and some tomatosauce.
One i got home i started cooking the pasta and opened the tomatosauce and there was a screw in there :/
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-11419498

This was a winner. Wouldn't click if you're afraid of mice though.
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This was a winner. Wouldn't click if you're afraid of mice though.
That's pretty fucking hilarious, atleast he got 12k for not eating a mouse though, hey?

And to the op, i'm surprised you didn't kick off more at the restaurant, I would've gone absolutely nuts.
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